Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

[SophiaHapgood]

Hey there everyone, I thought I'd share a story a friend told me today since it qualifies as a major SGT.

So my friend is friends with Shrek up at USH and she's told me some strange experiences, but I think this one ranks pretty high.

He was out on a set and couldn't see all that well so all he saw was this hispanic guy come up to him. A few moments later he feels something in Shrek's mouth and thought it was some sort of cloth since he couldn't see it clearly. A few seconds later he realized that it was actually a newborn baby's feet that this guy had stuck in Shrek's mouth, leaving the baby's head dangling...

Apparently the PA (Character Host) saw this happen but was too shocked to even say anything. What could the PA have said... "No sir, Shrek will not eat your baby until it has been properly BBQ'd. Cajun style preferred."

I seriously think we should start considering requiring licenses to breed...

[I LUV Chip]

oh...wow....um...

That's worse than SG, that's just messed in the head! LOL

[Theme Park Where]

Yeah, I used to get that every so often when I was friends with Shamu at Sea World. Yikes!

[glendalais]

Yeah, I used to get that every so often when I was friends with Shamu at Sea World. Yikes!

*pictures parents feeding their children to a killer whale*

I get goosebumps just thinking about it.

[BRWombat]

But... wouldn't it make for a cool picture???

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

If they keep doing that, just set up one of the fake heads like the sharks near the Nemo atttraction at WDW.

That Does seem a little creepy!

[svickersart]

Last time I was there they had "Jaws" hanging by his tail, i have a pick of me being "eaten" by him.

Steve

[Whazzup]

Welcome to SGT, Sophiahapgood, even if you do bring a creepy SG story to share. The welcoming marsupials should be along shortly. I think they are both taking naps today.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wombat was here today, must be checking his briefs!!!

[SophiaHapgood]

Last time I was there they had "Jaws" hanging by his tail, i have a pick of me being "eaten" by him.

Steve

Well, that Jaws figure was set up as a photo op for that same reason. Plus this is a close to newborn baby we're talking about here, not an adult! Just putting the child in this position could cause some serious brain damage never mind how unsafe it is. Not that I think you were meaning to defend the SG anyway :p:

Welcome to SGT, Sophiahapgood, even if you do bring a creepy SG story to share. The welcoming marsupials should be along shortly. I think they are both taking naps today.

Thanks a bunch! And believe me, that's just one of the higher ranking stories. I've got a nice lot of SGT and SCMT's hidden under my sleeve from my long overdrawn tenure with Mr. Mouse. :twisted: