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Funny Name Changes

Post by drcorey » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:28 pm

Here is some funny stuff.

1. Jason Burrows = Megatron

Seattle man Jason Michael Burrows changed his name last year to a character of the famous cartoon-turned move, Transformers. Mr. Burrows is now known as "Jason Megatron Burrows," named after the popular machine hero that's "more than meets the eye." Why did Mr. Megatron decide on the name change? Read ahead to our second name changer to see why.

2. From National Guardsman to Optimus Prime

A few years before Megatron Burrows, a member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name from Scott Nall to the Transformers other famous character, the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime. Mr. Prime legally changed his name to his childhood hero on his 30th birthday and has since then been known to all as the Transformers' character.

3. Dan Miller Becomes "The Dan Miller Experience"

A 24-year-old performer with the birth name of Dan Michael Miller II changed his name to "The" Dan Miller Experience. Mr. Experience was one of approximately 300 persons who had petitioned the Summit County Probate Court in Ohio last year for a name change, and was successful in legally changing his name. Whether he wants to be known as "Mr. Experience" or simply "The" is not known.

4. Karin Robertson, Vegan, Honors Web site

Karin Robertson, a 23-year-old vegan from Norfolk, Virginia, took her love of vegetarianism to the courts when she petitioned to change her name to "Goveg.com." Although she has since had some trouble with airport security, Goveg.com enjoys being named after the "number one web site for vegetarian information" and has said, "what could be better?"

5. Keeping it Simple – Andrew Is Now "They"

Andrew Wilson simplified his life a few years back when he changed his name to "They." Wanting to take legal responsibility for the pronoun, They decided to legally change his name in 2004 and has no intention of changing back to Andrew, even if the terms "They did this" or "They did that" now consistently refer to him.

6. Football Fanatic? Bears Fan Changes Name to Colts Quarterback

After losing a bet during last year's Super Bowl, die-hard Chicago Bears fan Scott Wiese had to do the unthinkable; he legally adopted the name of the Bears Super Bowl rival's quarterback, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. A result of "Peyton's" bet that the Bears would beat the Colts in last year's Super Bowl, Mr. Wiese kept his promise and, with a little help from the Macon County Courts Facility, became the legal identity of the Indianapolis quarterback. The final score that "Peyton" will probably never forget will be Colts 29, Bears 17.

7. U.S. Trucker Now "Bubba"

With no ties to his original name, trucker Justin Brady decided to legally change his name to Ynot Bubba. Stating that he no longer had a relationship with his adoptive family, Mr. Bubba petitioned a judge for the official name change. If the judge would've denied his claim, Ynot's second choice would've been "More Chek."

8. Jose Luis Becomes Known Around the World

New York native Jose Luis Espinal changed his name to probably one of the most well-known names in the world – Jesus Christ. Mr. Christ received permission from Manhattan judge Diane Lebedeff and is now known as Jesus. When making her decision, Judge Lebedeff cited a 2001 case in Utah when a man legally changed his name to "Santa Claus." But, Mr. Christ hasn't mentioned if he will be celebrating his birthday on December 25th.

9. Changing a Name in the Other Direction

Although everyone on this list has changed their name to something a bit out of the ordinary, a Vietnam teen received the right to legally change his name from Mai Phat Sau Nghin Ruoi, which translates to "Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred." Named after the fine his father had to pay for having a fifth child, Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred's dad finally agreed to help him change his name to something more traditional after his son continued to be teased in school. Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred's new name is Mai Hoang Long, which translates to Golden Dragon.

10. The One That Wouldn't Be

Although this name change was not to be, it was still outrageous enough to be the tenth on this list. Wisconsin woman Caren Ann Burke had requested last year that a judge allow her to change her last name to the infamous "bin Laden." Ms. Burke failed to show up for the name change hearing, making Caren Ann bin Laden only a memory.



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Re: Funny Name Changes

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:07 pm

HAHA! the last one reminded me of our local Sushi place.....
Before it opened, it had a sign up on the outside- OSAMA Sushi. I found it incredible anyone would want to name their business Osama anything here in the good old USA, and sure enough, about a week later, the name was changed :rolleyes:


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Re: Funny Name Changes

Post by JugglingFreak » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:59 am

I always thought of changing my name to "Current Resident".



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Post by ktulu » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:00 am

DisneyMom wrote:HAHA! the last one reminded me of our local Sushi place.....
Before it opened, it had a sign up on the outside- OSAMA Sushi. I found it incredible anyone would want to name their business Osama anything here in the good old USA, and sure enough, about a week later, the name was changed :rolleyes:
They were probably thinking of O Sama, maybe trying to be like Mr. Sushi or something (-sama can be used as mr or mrs, I believe it is the ultra-polite version of -san), the 'O' gives honorific titles, again, to be polite.

I'd have thought that it would have been Sushi-sama. Sama can also mean a few other things as well, depending on the usage.


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Post by BRWombat » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:42 am

Here's a guy who legally changed his name, his full name, to "Pro-Life" just so he could appear on the ballot that way. He'd had it as his middle name but was denied use of it on the ballot, so he went back to court and did away with his given first and last names!


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Re: Funny Name Changes

Post by Alyssa3467 » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:59 pm

drcorey wrote:9. Changing a Name in the Other Direction

Although everyone on this list has changed their name to something a bit out of the ordinary, a Vietnam teen received the right to legally change his name from Mai Phat Sau Nghin Ruoi, which translates to "Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred." Named after the fine his father had to pay for having a fifth child, Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred's dad finally agreed to help him change his name to something more traditional after his son continued to be teased in school. Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred's new name is Mai Hoang Long, which translates to Golden Dragon.
Strictly speaking, the translation is "six and a half thousand" and not "six thousand five hundred." :p:



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Re: Funny Name Changes

Post by DisneyMom » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:05 pm

ktulu wrote:They were probably thinking of O Sama, maybe trying to be like Mr. Sushi or something (-sama can be used as mr or mrs, I believe it is the ultra-polite version of -san), the 'O' gives honorific titles, again, to be polite.

I'd have thought that it would have been Sushi-sama. Sama can also mean a few other things as well, depending on the usage.
Good info, there was no space tho between O and Sama
your interpretation makes more sense.


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