Before I go any further I would like to say to the CM's: You all rock! As most of you know I was trying to do something special for my third graders, and everybody made sure that that happened. One Fantasyland CM gave me beads for all of my kids at P&P, a DVC CM gave me an entire roll of stickers, a merchandise CM gave me little bags to use as goodie bags, and the Disney Dreams Come True Parade characters took a picture with the letter my kids wrote, and signed a poster for them.
Now, onto the SG's:
Our first day we spent the evening at DHS, and it was the last day of the cheerleading competition. Not only were there seven year olds tarted up like hookers, several teams decided they just had to cheer in the line for ToT, prompting other guests to scream "shut up" at the top of their lungs, and they wonder why we dislike the cheerleaders?

There were the usual SGs who walked across the benches in the Lion King or Fantasmic. In ToT, a group left the SB line and ducked into the FP line when they were nearly there, I saw them being directed back the way they came.
I went to Mickey's Backyard BBQ and got to watch Minnie and Mickey get ambushed by drunk guests as they were leaving for the night. The attendants left Mickey since he was almost backstage to try to extricate Minnie, and poor Mickey was ambushed by drunk Scottish guests trying to get their picture with him while yelling "Long live Scotland!" I don't understand why they have free alcohol at a place with characters.
The real kicker for me was the possibly drunk CM who led the Behind the Seeds Tour at the Land Pavilion. Not only did he make many inappropriate comments (for instance, all females are apparently nefarious creatures), he kept losing his train of thought, stumbled around, and even talked about getting drunk at work!
