Stupid Guest Tricks

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer !

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

> Follow these instructions to find your new name!!!!!

> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> I = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snoot y
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = lickin
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
>
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
>
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
Let's see what everyon'es name is here...

I am Snooty Frickenlips!!!! LOL! :p:
Princess Susi

even better, use your screen names!!

/s/ Dipsey Farkledoodle

(look left!!)

My real name = Dorfus Chickenlips

Using Purpura, Hmm I'll break it up into Pur Pura, since it's one word
Dorfus (again heh) ChuckleDoodle.
LOL

*Silly note, The hubby, and I and our daughter all have the same name due to having the same letters* However before I got married, I was a PottyHiney. :snoopy2:

I belive I'm Crusty Wafflehump if you use Theme as my first name and Where as my last name. I like that!

Well, my legal name and the name I use in reality are two different things. SO I would either be Dumbo or Dorfus Dippintush in real life.

Using Kid AtHeart, I would be Cheesey Snickleshorts.

Sloopy Dippindoodle here.. that could almost be a porn name... :D:

LOL.....My IRL name comes out as GOOBER WAFFLEBUTT

Donnies is SLOOPY DIPPINDOODLE too...hmmm, porno name for him...NAH dont see it. LOL

and Meghyn has the first name of DUMBO ***snort*** I think they got that a bit mixed up, that should be Donnie's
My older DD would have the first name of BOOBIE LOL

Cool Fun, I cant do my screen name since it is all one thing

Ok, I'm Doombah WaffleLips


Now for my screen name, if I use the full version it's .............


No, never mind.

Cranbiz wrote:Ok, I'm Doombah WaffleLips


Now for my screen name, if I use the full version it's .............


No, never mind.

Snickle Farklejuice? Well you do drink Beverly for fun... HA! :p:

Real name is Snickle Gizzardbrains.

Of course my screen name on here is Sloopy Pottychunks. Kinda disturbing how that one meshes together so nicely.