We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer !
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> Follow these instructions to find your new name!!!!!
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> I = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snoot y
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = lickin
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
>
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
>
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
Let's see what everyon'es name is here...
I am Snooty Frickenlips!!!! LOL! :p:
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Your New Name!
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Re: Your New Name!
even better, use your screen names!!
/s/ Dipsey Farkledoodle
(look left!!)
/s/ Dipsey Farkledoodle
(look left!!)
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Re: Your New Name!
My real name = Dorfus Chickenlips
Using Purpura, Hmm I'll break it up into Pur Pura, since it's one word
Dorfus (again heh) ChuckleDoodle.
LOL
*Silly note, The hubby, and I and our daughter all have the same name due to having the same letters* However before I got married, I was a PottyHiney. :snoopy2:
Using Purpura, Hmm I'll break it up into Pur Pura, since it's one word
Dorfus (again heh) ChuckleDoodle.
LOL
*Silly note, The hubby, and I and our daughter all have the same name due to having the same letters* However before I got married, I was a PottyHiney. :snoopy2:
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Re: Your New Name!
I belive I'm Crusty Wafflehump if you use Theme as my first name and Where as my last name. I like that!
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Re: Your New Name!
Well, my legal name and the name I use in reality are two different things. SO I would either be Dumbo or Dorfus Dippintush in real life.
Using Kid AtHeart, I would be Cheesey Snickleshorts.
Using Kid AtHeart, I would be Cheesey Snickleshorts.
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Re: Your New Name!
LOL.....My IRL name comes out as GOOBER WAFFLEBUTT
Donnies is SLOOPY DIPPINDOODLE too...hmmm, porno name for him...NAH dont see it. LOL
and Meghyn has the first name of DUMBO ***snort*** I think they got that a bit mixed up, that should be Donnie's
My older DD would have the first name of BOOBIE LOL
Cool Fun, I cant do my screen name since it is all one thing
Donnies is SLOOPY DIPPINDOODLE too...hmmm, porno name for him...NAH dont see it. LOL
and Meghyn has the first name of DUMBO ***snort*** I think they got that a bit mixed up, that should be Donnie's
My older DD would have the first name of BOOBIE LOL
Cool Fun, I cant do my screen name since it is all one thing
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Re: Your New Name!
Ok, I'm Doombah WaffleLips
Now for my screen name, if I use the full version it's .............
No, never mind.
Now for my screen name, if I use the full version it's .............
No, never mind.
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Re: Your New Name!
Snickle Farklejuice? Well you do drink Beverly for fun... HA! :p:Cranbiz wrote:Ok, I'm Doombah WaffleLips
Now for my screen name, if I use the full version it's .............
No, never mind.
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Re: Your New Name!
Real name is Snickle Gizzardbrains.
Of course my screen name on here is Sloopy Pottychunks. Kinda disturbing how that one meshes together so nicely.
Of course my screen name on here is Sloopy Pottychunks. Kinda disturbing how that one meshes together so nicely.
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