Did somebody say McDonalds?

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Post by Freak » Tue Oct 28, 2003 9:50 am

Probably too much of a walk for her :roll:. Oh well, she probably didn't need any more McDonald's anyway! :lol:


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Post by tourbunny » Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:20 pm

hm, healthfood. reminds me of that man that came into city hall last week. he was very embarressed and sayed that his wife was not having a good day. he admitted she is pms'ing and sent him to not have to yell at someone. amongst other things going wrong at soarin' that day she was offended by pirates where they sell the bride at auction. she took offense that one of the pirates apparently says something about buying the big girl by the pound. so he told me that she is quite the "healthy girl" herself and was offended by the weight comment. he was honest enough to say that he is looking for free stuff. i told him that when i'm pms'ing i need chocolate so i gave him an nsa for $20 worth of chocolate at the candy store. every time she nags he is to shuff a piece in her mouth. he thanked me and walked off.
5 minutes later a hormonal "healthy" woman walkes in demanding to speak to my supervisor. she sayed i was an insult to her since she is already fat and i'm giving her coupons for chocolat. she was looking into real food, healthy stuff. she got $20 mealvouchers and an appology. on her way out she sayed that she has an ap and is headed for dca. her only concern was "are those mealvouchers good at the mc donald's over there?"
WHAT THE $%^$# !!!!!!


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Post by Freak » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:43 am

:roll: I hope that lady got hit by a run-away tram...


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Post by LittleDollClaudia » Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:19 pm

Those are the ones where you just want to shove the vouchers in their mouths. "How's that for something healthy to eat, you damn greedy pig?" And then kick them down the stairs for good measure. Grrrrrrr :wink:



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Post by Weeble » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:39 pm

Sweet Jesus drop your crutches and jump on a chariot Christ. Are you F'IN KIDDING ME????

Oh man, that couple is so wrong on sooo many levels. I don't even know where to start. That has to take the cake for GREEDIEST, most ABUSIVE, most MANIPULATIVE thing I've heard at D-land in a long while.

Crikey, what is wrong with people, have they no shame?

bleh.


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Post by Dante101 » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:02 pm

Makes you think if the whole "pathetic husband" routine was just a rouse. Like maybe they planned it all out so they can complain about you and hopefully get something better for "the horrible wrong that happened."

Did you make oinking sounds as she waddled away?

I wonder if she was part of that "McDonald's made me fat" lawsuit a few months back...



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Post by PoohBunniesHutch » Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:59 am

And the saddest part is that she is an AP. So, duh! This wasn't her first time at Disneyland and not her first time on pirates and probably not her first time running the scam.

If I'm PMS'ing, and admit it Ladies, we all do, my husband just leaves and gives me WIDE berth and he would never take me (even though we are AP'ers) to Disneyland since the park isn't big enough for the two of me when I'm in that state.

No wonder Cms can't stand AP'ers, she took the cake and unfortunately the CMs are predisposed to thinking that if one behaves that way, all will and so starts the circle of the annual assholder vs. the maligned cast member.

Will they post her picture at the gates to help protect the poor vacationing schlub from having to be stuck on the same pirates boat as she?



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Post by tourbunny » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:34 pm

well, i'm sure noone will be stuck with her in a pirates boat since she's gonna have to occupy that for her self. maybe, just maybe, her husband fits n there with her. well i made a nasty little note in her file so if anyone looks her up before she gets more compensation they will know.


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Post by Wizard69 » Mon Nov 03, 2003 11:21 am

on her way out she sayed that she has an ap and is headed for dca. her only concern was "are those mealvouchers good at the mc donald's over there?"
WHAT THE $%^$# !!!!!!
OH MY GOD! It's those APs who make the rest of us look bad. We have 18 people in our family who have APs (and 2 who are CMs (including me)). But, we always keep to ourselves, never complain to CMs, regularly help those clueless guests, and just have fun in the park as a family. I just wanna shoot those damn APs who are like that.

Hopefully I will have my own stories to post soon since just became a CM.



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Post by Zazu » Mon Nov 03, 2003 11:47 am

Wizard69 said:
Hopefully I will have my own stories to post soon since just became a CM.
Welcome to the nut house!


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