I was depressed last night

drcorey · Post by **drcorey** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:11 pm

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:16 pm

Hope it wasn't a safari truck!!

Cheshire Figment · Post by **Cheshire Figment** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:36 pm

I just put that in an e-mail and sent it to about 30 friends and relatives. Well, it's not really SPAM.

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:54 pm

That's really good!

I was sitting in the second floor bar in the Manila Shangri La hotel with three friends. One of them was a large Nordic looking guy. We all were involved in international sales and the conversation got around to the problems with doing business in India and wit Indians. The Nordic guy started doing a dead bang impression of Indians which totally confused the table of Philipinas at the next table.

dazyhill · Post by **dazyhill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:17 pm

drcorey wrote:I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

:hysteria: :hysteria:

felinefan · Post by **felinefan** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:28 am

Yeah, working at Knott's will do that to you. If you ever do end up driving a truck full of explosives, make sure you head straight for the manager's office. Make sure a certain despicable, full of himself, everybody's wrong but me little asshole is in there when you impact. :twisted:

mechurchlady · Post by **mechurchlady** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:29 am

I do not understand. I will go back to reading dog food labels.

Cheshire Figment · Post by **Cheshire Figment** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:50 am

I used to know some people in the West Virginia Air National Guard. They flew C-130s. They said one of their squadron's standing rules was if there was a problem with the aircraft and it was necessary to abandon it, if possible make sure it was aimed at the IRS Martinsburg Computer Center.

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:23 am

Cheshire Figment wrote:...make sure it was aimed at the IRS Martinsburg Computer Center.

It would provide personal satisfaction but be a useless shot at the IRS. Any company or government agency that has any data has backups, backups for the backups and backups for the backups they backed up. And then, there's the archives...

Princess Susi · Post by **Princess Susi** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:29 am

drcorey wrote:I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

drcorey, you crack me up! When I am feeling a little low, I know I just need to come here and all my buddies will have a laugh or two. THAT was a good one! Ba dum Bump! :hysteria:
susi*I laughed so hard I peed my pants...*slicker

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