I Pity Custodial

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:16 pm

Was at Typhoon Lagoon last week and needed to use the potty. Tried the ones near the shark reef...first stall loaded with a big ol' dump on top of wadded TP, second stall a lovely mix of blood and more TP, third contains another huge dump (maybe TL was hosting the Great American Dump Off that weekend) and fourth was full of pee, which was actually the lesser of the evils. As I left, I saw two custodial CMs heading in. God, I pity them

Then I'm exiting the wave pool and see a guy heading in with wife and two kids. He does a huge, disgusting hock and spits the giant loogie right into the pool. I was so glad I was on the way out. Some jerk (maybe the same one) left a big wad next to one of the drinking fountains too.

Personally I think that custodial should get combat pay for dealing with the bodily leavings of SGs. What is so hard about flushing a freakin' toilet or biting back the spit?

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:30 pm

You forget Syndrome,these people are on 'vacation'. They don't have the 'time' to mess with piddly little details like that. :(
Hell,if it wasn't for these folks,we wouldn't have a place to waste our time on the computer. ;)

Cranbiz · Post by **Cranbiz** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:32 am

You want a SG to flush. Next you will want the wand removed from Epcot............. Oh wait, that's been done already. :p:

You could not pay me enough to be in custodial. They really do need combat pay.

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:31 am

Combat pay is right. Or at the least, hazard pay.

That, though, is why Disney keeps all their pools at 2.0 the normal chlorine levels.

Cranbiz · Post by **Cranbiz** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:10 am

We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool! :D:

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:01 am

Cranbiz wrote:We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool! :D:

Yes, but try telling that to the SG's who don't mind ruining it for the other 99.99999% of our other guests. :mad:

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:51 am

Big Wallaby wrote:Combat pay is right. Or at the least, hazard pay.

That, though, is why Disney keeps all their pools at 2.0 the normal chlorine levels.

Actually, the real explanation for Disney overtreating the pools is covered in two words: Duck poop.

Plus most use bromine rather than chlorine.

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:58 am

Zazu wrote:Actually, the real explanation for Disney overtreating the pools is covered in two words: Duck poop.

Sure, that makes sense. But then, when you add people who think the pool is their urinal, it's nice to know they already have that covered.

PrinceOfSka · Post by **PrinceOfSka** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:56 pm

wait are you telling me the pools on property already have heaters and i don't have to do it myself?

hobie16 · Post by **hobie16** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:30 pm

PrinceOfSka wrote:wait are you telling me the pools on property already have heaters and i don't have to do it myself?

Maybe that explains why the water at the beach down the hill is warm and salty. Of course, it could be the sea turtles.

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