Beastality and Insect anybody?

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Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by CycloneMan » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:24 pm

Let me explain about the Staten Island Zoo a little bit. There is a seperate section called "Children Center". We dread being rotated in there because it's like the bad side of town! Everything is run backwards with there own managment! Children Center is mostly farm animals, that people can touch!

Well, this Yashiva group was at the Zoo, and one of the leaders (older man), put his fingers in the donkey's...birth giving place :dropmouth . (This is the same donkey who gets mounted by her son). The man did not get ejected from the park, but security and managment took his name, and a watch on him! If it wa sup to me, I would of ejected him and his group and banned him!

I felt I needed to share this!



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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by hobie16 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:58 pm

Was he a sheep herder?


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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by ICStupidPeople » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:00 pm

was he scottish or a packers fan?



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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by mechurchlady » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:35 pm

That is too much, a leader of a religious group breaking religious law. Sharing is caring but um too much information except on this site which has gotten way too risque and adult :rufus: . Not that I mind at all.

Maybe he should walk the plank, what do you think ICStupidPeople? :D:


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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by CycloneMan » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:37 pm

Feels good to know that someone who's not old enough to buy a lottery ticket can make SGT too risque! :break:



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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by Princess Susi » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:12 am

As a Veterinarian friend of mine once said, "You can love your animals, but you can't "LOVE" your animals. I guess he "LOVES" animals. :eek:
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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by hobie16 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:18 am

susislicker wrote:I guess he "LOVES" animals. :eek:
Sounds like the guy who practiced animal husbandry until he got caught at it. :sheepdanc


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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:17 am

hobie16 wrote:Sounds like the guy who practiced animal husbandry until he got caught at it. :sheepdanc
In some countries, it's perfectly acceptable.... As truly disgusting or misguided as it may be.


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Post by ICStupidPeople » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:33 am

Big Wallaby wrote:In some countries, it's perfectly acceptable.... As truly disgusting or misguided as it may be.
I'm not sure if i can decide what is scarier..the fact that it is acceptable in some countries, or the fact that you know which countries that it is..hehe

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Re: Beastality and Insect anybody?

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:52 am

ICStupidPeople wrote:I'm not sure if i can decide what is scarier..the fact that it is acceptable in some countries, or the fact that you know which countries that it is..hehe
If you've ever heard of the Nigerian 4-1-9 scam, I used to scambait against that, and that was one of the things that I would joke with the scammers about. Of course, they didn't think I was all that funny... but I know one person who would make up covers to Playgoat magazine for us to use.


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