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Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:44 pm
by Zazu
I scored a big one on my fellow CMs today and thought I'd share it.

A guest was asking about the Haunted Mansion being closed. He was a bit disappointed, if not outright upset. I tried to explain.

"Sir, we had to close the Haunted Mansion."

"Oh? What happened?"

"Nobody died."


:bat: :bat: :bat:

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:24 am
by Big Wallaby
Let's see if I can say this correctly. I usually don't use acronyms, but here goes:

ROTFLMAO


What's wrong with the "T"?

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:11 pm
by BRWombat
Zazu wrote:"Sir, we had to close the Haunted Mansion."

"Oh? What happened?"

"Nobody died."


:bat: :bat: :bat:
Perfect, Zazu!

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:13 pm
by vixen101485
**snort***

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:52 pm
by CBeilby
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :zazu:

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:01 pm
by ktulu
Ah, that is great! You could also say something like "We need to put the dust and cobwebs back, Custodial worked overtime! Do you know how long it takes spiders to make all of those webs? Disney does, at least until <date HM re-opens>!"

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:15 pm
by Notatourist
Smile evily and say...."Madame Leota went on the cruise...She took the spirits with her..."

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:54 pm
by darph nader
Don't let board X hear about this,it'll go on for 18 pages.
"WHY"? :eek:
"WHEN"? :confused:
"ARE YOU SURE"? :mad:

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:58 pm
by Cranbiz
:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:


I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor. :biggulp:

Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:02 pm
by Big Wallaby
Cranbiz wrote:I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor.

Geez, someone's obsessive! Actually, I've decided to learn to drink it with a smile so that when my parents come down in October, I can host them properly at Club Cool.