Haunted Mansion Closed

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Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by Zazu » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:44 pm

I scored a big one on my fellow CMs today and thought I'd share it.

A guest was asking about the Haunted Mansion being closed. He was a bit disappointed, if not outright upset. I tried to explain.

"Sir, we had to close the Haunted Mansion."

"Oh? What happened?"

"Nobody died."

:bat: :bat: :bat:


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:24 am

Let's see if I can say this correctly. I usually don't use acronyms, but here goes:

ROTFLMAO


What's wrong with the "T"?


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by BRWombat » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:11 pm

Zazu wrote:"Sir, we had to close the Haunted Mansion."

"Oh? What happened?"

"Nobody died."

:bat: :bat: :bat:
Perfect, Zazu!


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by vixen101485 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:13 pm

**snort***


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by CBeilby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:52 pm

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :zazu:


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by ktulu » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:01 pm

Ah, that is great! You could also say something like "We need to put the dust and cobwebs back, Custodial worked overtime! Do you know how long it takes spiders to make all of those webs? Disney does, at least until <date HM re-opens>!"


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by Notatourist » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:15 pm

Smile evily and say...."Madame Leota went on the cruise...She took the spirits with her..."


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by darph nader » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:54 pm

Don't let board X hear about this,it'll go on for 18 pages.
"WHY"? :eek:
"WHEN"? :confused:
"ARE YOU SURE"? :mad:


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by Cranbiz » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:58 pm

:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:


I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor. :biggulp:


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Re: Haunted Mansion Closed

Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:02 pm

Cranbiz wrote:I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor.

Geez, someone's obsessive! Actually, I've decided to learn to drink it with a smile so that when my parents come down in October, I can host them properly at Club Cool.


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