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Zazu
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by Zazu » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:44 pm
I scored a big one on my fellow CMs today and thought I'd share it.
A guest was asking about the Haunted Mansion being closed. He was a bit disappointed, if not outright upset. I tried to explain.
"Sir, we had to close the Haunted Mansion."
"Oh? What happened?"
"Nobody died."

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by Big Wallaby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:24 am
Let's see if I can say this correctly. I usually don't use acronyms, but here goes:
ROTFLMAO
What's wrong with the "T"?
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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by BRWombat » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:11 pm
"This would be a great place if we could only get rid of all these people." - Walt Disney

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by vixen101485 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:13 pm
**snort***
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by CBeilby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:52 pm
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by ktulu » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:01 pm
Ah, that is great! You could also say something like "We need to put the dust and cobwebs back, Custodial worked overtime! Do you know how long it takes spiders to make all of those webs? Disney does, at least until <date HM re-opens>!"
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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by Notatourist » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:15 pm
Smile evily and say...."Madame Leota went on the cruise...She took the spirits with her..."
I'm not a tourist cause I work there...
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by darph nader » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:54 pm
Don't let board X hear about this,it'll go on for 18 pages.
"WHY"?
"WHEN"?
"ARE YOU SURE"? :mad:
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by Cranbiz » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:58 pm
:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:
I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor.

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by Big Wallaby » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:02 pm
Cranbiz wrote:I hoist a cup of Beverly in your honor.
Geez, someone's obsessive! Actually, I've decided to learn to drink it with a smile so that when my parents come down in October, I can host them properly at Club Cool.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?