New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

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New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

Post by hobie16 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:29 pm

It's A Small World and Space Mountain meets Barbarians At The Gate.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/28/onion. ... index.html


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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

Post by Dramamama07 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:40 am

:hysteria: Wow, that was good. The thing that made me laugh the hardest though is the fact that CNN felt that the article alone wasn't enough to let people know it was satire. They had to begin the title with "Satire" then they had to put in a paragraph to explain that it is a satire. The really sad thing is that I bet there is someone will come up to one of you guys and say "Hey, where is the Whirly Merge? NO that article WASN'T a joke i saw it on CNN!!" :rolleyes: Too funny!



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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

Post by leftcoaster » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:49 am

Dramamama07 wrote: :hysteria: Wow, that was good. The thing that made me laugh the hardest though is the fact that CNN felt that the article alone wasn't enough to let people know it was satire. They had to begin the title with "Satire" then they had to put in a paragraph to explain that it is a satire. The really sad thing is that I bet there is someone will come up to one of you guys and say "Hey, where is the Whirly Merge? NO that article WASN'T a joke i saw it on CNN!!" :rolleyes: Too funny!
Probably because they don't want the morons emailing or calling CNN about it, asking if is true.



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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

Post by mechurchlady » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:07 am

War of the Worlds proved that people are gullible and will believe almost anything they here. Either people will want to ride the new ride or they will attack the news agency for a false report.


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