It's A Small World and Space Mountain meets Barbarians At The Gate.
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New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger
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New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger

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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger
:hysteria: Wow, that was good. The thing that made me laugh the hardest though is the fact that CNN felt that the article alone wasn't enough to let people know it was satire. They had to begin the title with "Satire" then they had to put in a paragraph to explain that it is a satire. The really sad thing is that I bet there is someone will come up to one of you guys and say "Hey, where is the Whirly Merge? NO that article WASN'T a joke i saw it on CNN!!"
Too funny!

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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger
Probably because they don't want the morons emailing or calling CNN about it, asking if is true.Dramamama07 wrote: :hysteria: Wow, that was good. The thing that made me laugh the hardest though is the fact that CNN felt that the article alone wasn't enough to let people know it was satire. They had to begin the title with "Satire" then they had to put in a paragraph to explain that it is a satire. The really sad thing is that I bet there is someone will come up to one of you guys and say "Hey, where is the Whirly Merge? NO that article WASN'T a joke i saw it on CNN!!"Too funny!
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Re: New Disney ride simulates Disney-ABC merger
War of the Worlds proved that people are gullible and will believe almost anything they here. Either people will want to ride the new ride or they will attack the news agency for a false report.
