A few more beers later and nature called back. I open the door and slam right into who else? The Door Jam! The guy didn't learn his lesson the first time!
Human Door Jam
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This one come from outside the Parks but it is one I had to share. I went with a friend to the Green Girl Saloon (great place by the way) in Westminster the other night. After a few beers, nature called, so I made my way to the restroom. Inside both stalls were in use so I stepped to the side in that cramped room to wait my turn. Another man came in and saw there was no open stalls so he leaned against the wall right next to the door. He suddenly realized where he was and said, I Quote, "I shouldn't be standing here, should I?" And without missing a beat a Drunk slams the door open pinning the guy against the wall. The Drunk pushes his way in forcing the door open then realizing what happened stepped all the way in complaing about how bad he has to go and then leaves. By this time the human door jam move out of the way. I took care of business and left laughing my ass off!
A few more beers later and nature called back. I open the door and slam right into who else? The Door Jam! The guy didn't learn his lesson the first time!
A few more beers later and nature called back. I open the door and slam right into who else? The Door Jam! The guy didn't learn his lesson the first time!
"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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