Those Darn Kids

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Those Darn Kids

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:02 pm

From MiceAge

Lindsay: Fully Loaded?

Disneyland's marketing team came up with what they thought was a brilliant plan to get some PR with the teen crowd, but it almost blew up in their face, and many hourly Cast Members (CM's) are furious they were forced to be a part of the event. Last Friday, Lindsay Lohan was invited by Disneyland to spend the evening in both Anaheim parks to celebrate her 20th birthday. Lohan had a small gaggle of her friends along for the ride, and their limousines arrived at the Grand Californian Hotel just after 10pm on Friday. It was immediately apparent to the hotel Cast Members that the "party" had already begun in the limo ride down from LA, but the youngsters went ahead and coasted on a thick layer of LA attitude right into the California Adventure park (DCA) just as it was clearing of day visitors.

Disney kept the Soarin' Over California, Tower of Terror, California Screamin' and the Maliboomer rides open for Lohan and her guests and they cavorted in the empty theme park until Midnight. The CM's operating the attractions for the small group also noticed a certain smell in the air, but their supervisors insisted that they continue to operate the attractions for the group. You should know that attractions Cast Members in Anaheim are specifically trained to not allow people to ride the attraction if they appear to be intoxicated or under the influence of an illegal substance, and this alcohol awareness training is most strictly enforced in DCA where liquor, beer and wine is served in close proximity to some of the attractions.

After midnight, Lohan and her party were escorted over to Disneyland as it was clearing of its day visitors. There, they found a half dozen E-Ticket attractions that were kept running for them compliments of Disney. Space Mountain, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain were all stops on the exclusive after-hours tour. And the CM's working those attractions were also concerned about the safety of some of the members of the party, as there was a definite whiff in the air as the increasingly rowdy group visibly stumbled into the loading area of each ride.

Between the obvious smell, rude behavior and the snotty attitude the entire party displayed, there were very few Lindsay Lohan fans working at Disneyland by the end of that night. At 1:30am, with Disneyland completely deserted, the birthday party was then loaded onto the Sailing Ship Columbia. As the ship cruised around a darkened Rivers of America with Mickey Mouse on board and catered desert being served by costumed pirates, the party took its most alarming turn as some party guests used the darkened ship to engage in very inappropriate behavior for the happiest place on earth.

By 2am the Disneyland portion of the birthday party was over, and the group was escorted as best as possible back to the Grand Californian Hotel for the rest of the night. The next morning, as word spread amongst the angry Cast Members who were told to operate the attractions for a group they were sure they had seen and heard as impaired, management went into damage control mode.

You should know anyone who is thought to be smoking marijuana or drinking alcohol in Disneyland, particularly underage minors, always faces a quick trip to the Security office and often an introduction to the Anaheim Police officers who are always on duty at the Park. Yet somehow, despite the many cast member concerns, that policy was not a concern of the gaggle of park management accompanying this late night event. Apparently the Disneyland marketing department wanted this event to go off without a hitch, and there were several professional photographers there that night taking pictures to be offered to the media. Disney wants desperately to increase its hip factor with the teenage demographic, and this birthday party for Lohan was staged to get some exposure with that group, regardless of the apparent condition of the party guests.

It now appears that Lohan has also stated she wants to throw an even more elaborate birthday party with a long celebrity guest list at Disneyland next year when she turns 21. Disney's apparently deluded marketing department hopes it would be sort of a recreation of the famous birthday party Liz Taylor hosted at Disneyland 15 years ago. It looks like Lohan doesn't realize that to truly recreate the Taylor birthday party she will have to get some class, a hit movie, treat the Cast Members working the event with dignity, leave the recreational substances in the limo, and be of legal drinking age.

And as far as the media goes, many of them feel at the rate she's currently going, they are better off having a pre-prepared obituary on hand ready to go at a moment's notice. I've been told by more than a few outlets that they only need to add the date, cause and most current photo they can find, as they fully expect to use it in the near future.

Hmmm, come to think of it Disneyland may just yet be able to get all that trendy publicity they wanted.


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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by BRWombat » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:32 pm

I saw this article, too. Love the title of it. Anyone here have the "pleasure" of working for this party?


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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by Main Streeter » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:07 pm

Thanks for posting this hobie 16. Wondered why The Columbia was sailing ROA late last Friday as I left NOS. DL PR at all & any cost :confused: Simply amazing! Not sure Liz Taylor has such great class but Lindsay will never touch Taylor's status. When all else fails....LISTEN to the CMs!



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by darph nader » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:39 am

WHO has WHOS nose up WHOS ASS??? :confused: :eek:

sorry it's late and i cant spell.



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by felinefan » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:57 am

Yet another example of what having a lot of money will do in getting around the rules. Photographers catching publicity, eh? Somebody should've been taking pictures and video of the "happenings" aboard the Columbia, as well as documented the behavior of Lohan and Co..I hate tabloids, but you send those pictures to the right people/publications, believe me, both Lohan and DL will have all the publicity they want--and then some! :twisted: :hysteria:
I just heard on the news that the Japanese have come up with a way to record and play back, as it were, smells. Imagine the use that such a device could be put to in a situation like this! That would definately be putting nails in her coffin! Hey, Zazu, there's an idea for a smilie-- putting nails in a coffin. Think you can come up with it?



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by Karnever » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:15 am

Splash Mountain was not open for her. They Told us that if she changed her mind to extend Cms but Im glad she didnt. I did not want to deal with it


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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by goose » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:27 pm

God, I hate that Disney attitude! Just extend the CM's, they won't mind! They would be honored to work for Miss Lohan!

Yeah right!



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:01 am

goose wrote:God, I hate that Disney attitude! Just extend the CM's, they won't mind! They would be honored to work for Miss Lohan!

Yeah right!
I'm SURE that Ms.Lohan and her entourage were anything LESS than Angelic. :D: ( yeah,and monkeys might fly out my butt). :eek:



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:16 am

darph nader wrote:I'm SURE that Ms.Lohan and her entourage were anything LESS than Angelic. :D: ( yeah,and monkeys might fly out my butt). :eek:
OH,I'm sure the "smells" were left over fireworks or someone was burning leaves in their backyard. :twisted:

Yeah, that's what it was,burning leaves.(whoops there goes another monkey).



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Re: Those Darn Kids

Post by WLStephanie » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:15 pm

I don't understand why Disney would even want to be associated with Lohan anymore. Her reputation has been awful for quite some time now. In fact, this whole senario just completely lines up with all that has been said about her. Then you have the book that she's about to release. I mean, come on! Does Disney ACTUALLY think that this is the young adult role model that parents want their teenagers to look up to? Do they really think that this is going to help their image? :brick:



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