This one's just too funny not to be true.
The Time Capsule
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The Time Capsule
Y'all are gonna *love* this one. And I'd dearly love to hear who this prank was pulled on so I can keep away: Time Capsule Story
This one's just too funny not to be true.
This one's just too funny not to be true.
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Re: The Time Capsule
ha ha! that was awesome. thanks, zazu!
[font=Lucida Console]"...on our right hand side is the cottage where snow white lives with the seven dwarves... and behind it are the woods where hunters shot bambi's mother, and she died..."[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"Attention in and around the Tinkerbell: Boat will be powered up immediately in forward mode. Please stand clear."[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"i'm going pee-pee! i'm going pee-pee!"[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"Attention in and around the Tinkerbell: Boat will be powered up immediately in forward mode. Please stand clear."[/font]
[font=Lucida Console]"i'm going pee-pee! i'm going pee-pee!"[/font]
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Re: The Time Capsule
There must be thousands of stories like that. Here's one.
I worked for Pacific Telephone years ago. One company in our area had a telephone operator that was a real piece of work. Downright nasty. The switchboard installed was a model that had been modified to work with a switching system but still had unused features designed to work as a manual board including a crank that would ring a telephone when spun.
One long suffering repairman was working on the board one day and finally having enough of the operator's rants, tells her, "The problem with your board is caused by low batteries. Have you been spinning the charging crank?"
She goes ballistic as no one has ever told her how to keep the batteries charged. So, for the next two years, she spins the crank for five minutes every morning.
It all comes crashing down when, one morning, another repairman is in early to perform some maintenance. He watches her spinning the crank and finally asks what she's doing. When she explains he replies that the telephone system doesn't have batteries and tells her what the crank is really for.
The fireworks would have done DLR proud. Luckily, she couldn't remember who told her to charge the batteries in the first place.
I worked for Pacific Telephone years ago. One company in our area had a telephone operator that was a real piece of work. Downright nasty. The switchboard installed was a model that had been modified to work with a switching system but still had unused features designed to work as a manual board including a crank that would ring a telephone when spun.
One long suffering repairman was working on the board one day and finally having enough of the operator's rants, tells her, "The problem with your board is caused by low batteries. Have you been spinning the charging crank?"
She goes ballistic as no one has ever told her how to keep the batteries charged. So, for the next two years, she spins the crank for five minutes every morning.
It all comes crashing down when, one morning, another repairman is in early to perform some maintenance. He watches her spinning the crank and finally asks what she's doing. When she explains he replies that the telephone system doesn't have batteries and tells her what the crank is really for.
The fireworks would have done DLR proud. Luckily, she couldn't remember who told her to charge the batteries in the first place.

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Re: The Time Capsule
Hahaha....good one!
oddly enough, there actually is a Time capsule at Animal Kingdom. :)
oddly enough, there actually is a Time capsule at Animal Kingdom. :)
Re: The Time Capsule
Ha! Awesome!
Guest: "How fast does this go?"
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
Me: "88 mph"
Guest: "Which row is the least wet?"
Me: "Row 6." (There are only 5 rows in the boat)
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Re: The Time Capsule
The wife of my dad's friend used to work for customer service of the local power company. Now, this is at least 35 years ago. One time, in the summer, she got a call. The guy on the phone said, "My power is out." She replies, "Can you tell me what street/town you are in, so I can check to see if there are any other power outages in your area?" He replies with his town and street address. She says, "I'm sorry sir, I have no other reports of outages. Can you tell me what you were doing when the power went out?"
His no-bullshit sincere reply: "Well, I bought a new air conditioner (a window one), and it has three prongs on it (120V, but grounded, not the very old style two prong that are/were in very old houses) so I got out my drill and drilled a hole for the 3rd prong, and after I started drilling, the lights went out."
His no-bullshit sincere reply: "Well, I bought a new air conditioner (a window one), and it has three prongs on it (120V, but grounded, not the very old style two prong that are/were in very old houses) so I got out my drill and drilled a hole for the 3rd prong, and after I started drilling, the lights went out."
Re: The Time Capsule
Me thinks that could be a "HYS"... will have to check with Master Indy. :D:leftcoaster wrote:The wife of my dad's friend used to work for customer service of the local power company. Now, this is at least 35 years ago. One time, in the summer, she got a call. The guy on the phone said, "My power is out." She replies, "Can you tell me what street/town you are in, so I can check to see if there are any other power outages in your area?" He replies with his town and street address. She says, "I'm sorry sir, I have no other reports of outages. Can you tell me what you were doing when the power went out?"
His no-bullshit sincere reply: "Well, I bought a new air conditioner (a window one), and it has three prongs on it (120V, but grounded, not the very old style two prong that are/were in very old houses) so I got out my drill and drilled a hole for the 3rd prong, and after I started drilling, the lights went out."![]()
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Re: The Time Capsule
Too funny, indeed! Thanks for the laugh, Zazu!!Zazu wrote:Y'all are gonna *love* this one. And I'd dearly love to hear who this prank was pulled on so I can keep away: Time Capsule Story
This one's just too funny not to be true.![]()
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Re: The Time Capsule
Nooooooo!!leftcoaster wrote:so I got out my drill and drilled a hole for the 3rd prong, and after I started drilling, the lights went out."![]()

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