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Tag Lines
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:42 pm
by PirateJohn
If attractions had tag lines, what would they be?
Autopia: Just like bumper cars!
Big Thunder: [476] days without a fatality
Columbia: It's not a %&!$#? pirate ship!!!
Innoventions: No, it is NOT stupid and pointless
Pirates: No, Johnny Depp is NOT here
Pooh: If you thought that was great, try it on acid!
Screamin': Stop asking questions
Small World: 250,000 plastic dolls can't be wrong
Space Mountain: It isn't broken down ALL the time
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:39 am
by Natural Selection Fan
I did something like this for a friend when new hires request a specific
attraction.
New hire CM: "I want to work on...."
Mansion :Hey, It's YOUR funeral.
Steam Trains :May I derail your train of thought?
Splash :You'll love that great big drop... in scheduled Winter hours.
Space :No one will hear you scream
Buzz :Your treadmill will now be started
Classics :Home of the wicked queens!
Thunder :It's the most scrutinized ride in the wil-l-l-l-l-lderness!
Monorail :You'll be exiting the park!
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:00 am
by tenprincess
We did this for tomorrowland, and I can only remember two of them.
Carousel of Progress: This is not the blue trains.
Tomorrowland Transit Authority: Yes, this is the blue trains.
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:36 am
by Main Streeter
PirateJohn wrote:If attractions had tag lines, what would they be?
Big Thunder: [476] days without a fatality
Pirates: No, Johnny Depp is NOT here
Screamin': Stop asking questions
Space Mountain: It isn't broken down ALL the time
Poor BT. Sad but funny when a CM :D:
Depp hangs @ ToT this yr.
Space may be 105 but one darn flash is still out. Every other pic will be very dark. Prepare to be yelled @ during entire shift cuz facillities forgot again :(
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:26 am
by Stduck
Canoes: If you don't row we don't go. Or NO WE ARE NOT ON A TRACK
Mansion: Yes I am real no Eddie Murphy is not here.
Pooh: Yes we took out the Country Bears for this.
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:41 pm
by SoarWhoreCoCo
Test Track: "We're sorry this testing facility is currently NOT experiencing technichal difficulties" :D:
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:31 pm
by Karnever
Splash- Yes this ride has water in it and yes you will get wet
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:30 pm
by hhsrat
Kilimanjaro Safaris: Yes, those ARE real animals
Pangani Forest trail: We have big gorillas, we have small gorillas, we even have medium sized gorillas (I actually heard a CM spieling this to try and attract guests once)
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:48 pm
by GMC
Tiki: the birds sing the flowers croon, and the tikis, um tiki.
Jungle: tours departing right now and returning... sometimes.
Thunder: you only get wet if you pee yourself.
indy: you only get wet when you go upside down, going upside down is not part of the ride.
steam trains: this isn't the monorail
pyro: "tear" the electric parade is no longer in this park.
DCA parades: PLEASE sit and watch, PLEASE! (ECP last febuary)
Re: Tag Lines
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:45 am
by murf
DCA: All the fun of a theme park without all those annoying attractions! :D: