Illiterate?

[DLSweeper]

A friend told me a story that happened on Main St. last night. It went a little something like this:

A lady was waiting for Electrical Parade on Main St. She asked Tom, that's his name, when the parade was. He told her that there was no parade and it was over at the DCA side. He added that if she fliped her schedual over she would notice that it was in the other park. She replied "What? Are you saying that I can't read?" Tom said, "No, ma'am, you're telling me that."

Haha! I love that man! :D:

[SilverStyle]

HAHA, yea people check their brains at the park gates. Like where is ToT, while standing in front of it. Guest asking: Do you work here? I am wearing a tower costume. Yikes

[Stduck]

HAHA, yea people check their brains at the park gates. Like where is ToT, while standing in front of it. Guest asking: Do you work here? I am wearing a tower costume. Yikes

Nope you don't work here. You just mugged a CM and stole his clothing and name tag. Nope don't work here.

[LegoDan]

I was walking toward my break from castle burger (burger shop in Knight's kingdom next to the dragon (a roller coaster much like gadget's)) and a kid asks "where's the dragon?" mind you i was 5 ft in front of a giant sign that said "THE DRAGON" and they came from the direction where you can actually see the coaster.

[CBeilby]

I get this all the time at Greeter at Shrek 4D.

Geeze, people. I'm dressed in a goofy looking Robin Hood costume, standing underneath a building painted to look like a castle, and right beneath a sign that says Shrek 4D in six foot tall letters!

[murf]

A guest pulled into the M&F Structure tonight and asked me when the park (Disneyland) closed...
I said 9..
He asked the time..
I said 7..
he said "So its only open for another hour!"

[Main Streeter]

A guest pulled into the M&F Structure tonight and asked me when the park (Disneyland) closed...
I said 9..
He asked the time..
I said 7..
he said "So its only open for another hour!"

LOL :D: Just proves guests don't even need to park & check their brains in lots. Most never bring their brains. This was funny Murf ]

[LiveWire]

seven out of five people have difficulty with math :D:

[PrincessY]

Overheard while waiting for the fireworks:

Guest: Where do I see the fireworks?
Crowd control CM: Up in the air, sir. Just look up.

[LegoDan]

Overheard while waiting for the fireworks:

Guest: Where do I see the fireworks?
Crowd control CM: Up in the air, sir. Just look up.

That's how it is when Legoland has theirs. Hmmm, let's think people, obviously they're not going on now, they won't be blowing up in our faces, and fireworks have a tendncy to be shot up.

And my little signature that says "where is the parade?", the person wanted to know where the fireworks were