Stupid Guest Tricks

Elena, it was soo awesome to talk to you today. I am now, more than ever, excited about getting you two over here. So I am thinking February will be a great time to take you from your Land and bring you to our World.

And yes, Main Streeter, I will grudgingly give the Bubble Ladies back to you... although I think that's easier to say now than it will be then.

A rumor I read was that the hat was going to replace the wand on top of SSE, and the wand was going to be over the castle (castle/princess/wand..)

mechurchlady wrote:I will drive you up there.

No way in hell! Only my brothers drive us up those steep rocky mts. When one has 5 brothers, one learns very early to listen & listen well.

Main Streeter wrote:When one has 5 brothers...

How many times were you burned at the stake, found frogs in your bed, had potential boy friends scared off, etc.?

hobie16 wrote:had potential boy friends scared off

For that one, I so wish I had had a younger sister. I know I would have had so much fun...

Big Wallaby wrote:For that one, I so wish I had had a younger sister. I know I would have had so much fun...

Wait until you have a daughter. Seeing the fear in their date's eyes is very satisfying. Muuuwwwaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

One night about 11PM I heard a car idling out front. I looked out the window and see my oldest in a lip lock with her date. I say to myself, "Self, it's time to get out the laser."

I get out my trusty laser and illuminate the target. I see the date disengage his lips and follow the little red dot. Suddenly the oldest kid throws her arms in the air. I say to myself, "Self, your work here is done."

About two minutes later the front door opens and shuts and a voice rises from the living room.

"I HATE YOU BOTH!!!"

Mission accomplished.

Main Streeter wrote:No way in hell! Only my brothers drive us up those steep rocky mts. When one has 5 brothers, one learns very early to listen & listen well.

[font=Comic Sans MS]So, when are we all gonna gather for a good ol' fashion trip up to the hills?
Do we have to pay admission? ]


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[font=Comic Sans MS]I love THIS smiley~ [/font]

hobie16 wrote:Wait until you have a daughter. Seeing the fear in their date's eyes is very satisfying. Muuuwwwaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

One night about 11PM I heard a car idling out front. I looked out the window and see my oldest in a lip lock with her date. I say to myself, "Self, it's time to get out the laser."

I get out my trusty laser and illuminate the target. I see the date disengage his lips and follow the little red dot. Suddenly the oldest kid throws her arms in the air. I say to myself, "Self, your work here is done."

About two minutes later the front door opens and shuts and a voice rises from the living room.

"I HATE YOU BOTH!!!"

Mission accomplished.

Hobie, you're my hero!

Big Wallaby wrote:Elena, it was soo awesome to talk to you today. I am now, more than ever, excited about getting you two over here. So I am thinking February will be a great time to take you from your Land and bring you to our World.

And yes, Main Streeter, I will grudgingly give the Bubble Ladies back to you... although I think that's easier to say now than it will be then.

[font=Palatino Linotype]bw, thanks for the call and making it all sound real :D: ...february, eh? as long as there are no torrential rains or hurricanes it sounds good to me...well, i should say us...i guess we'd better get to painting, huh? (cuz we still have to keep painting for our cm's and guests and (you guessed it) even the sg's (yes, we even give bubbles to them...we don't discriminate :) )...and as odd as it sounds the people who seem to get the biggest kick out of getting the bubbles who are not cm's are (are you ready for this?) teenage boys

don't worry main streeter...dl is our home park...we LOVE it there...we know the place blindfolded...as i told bw a tour guide asked us if we wanted a tour :hysteria: ... i told her we could give HER a tour...and tell her about things that are no longer there...she said that could be fun...we told her to let us know when she and her sis aren't working and we'd be happy to do that (turns out she has a twin sis working in fantasyland and we probably know her) [/font]

hobie16 wrote:Wait until you have a daughter. Seeing the fear in their date's eyes is very satisfying. Muuuwwwaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

One night about 11PM I heard a car idling out front. I looked out the window and see my oldest in a lip lock with her date. I say to myself, "Self, it's time to get out the laser."

I get out my trusty laser and illuminate the target. I see the date disengage his lips and follow the little red dot. Suddenly the oldest kid throws her arms in the air. I say to myself, "Self, your work here is done."

About two minutes later the front door opens and shuts and a voice rises from the living room.

"I HATE YOU BOTH!!!"

Mission accomplished.

[font=Palatino Linotype]i LOVE it! :hysteria: [/font]