Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:(note to self, get hurt soon)

One quick Em could arrange this you know. :D:

Kifaru wrote:please will someone fix the typo in the title? I'd hate to see the thread archived for posterity with "Stupiest Guest"...

Sorry but when I read this, I heard Ron White's voice in my head saying...
"You Can't Fix Stupid!"


And I can help with lights or AV if needed.

Main Streeter wrote:Ktulu has an app for this. ;)

Now you're just being silly. There is no app, oh, wait. Yeah, there is.

Carry on.

I still think the statuette with the back half of a horse on it would be perfect.

DisneyMom wrote:Are the nominees going to actually be present to accept the award?
You may need a nurse to administer First Aid! :nursejes:

HELLOOOOO Nurse!

felinefan wrote:I still think the statuette with the back half of a horse on it would be perfect.

We have one of those floating around the office.

Cranbiz wrote:HELLOOOOO Nurse!

Hahahahahaha, all I can think of is the Animaniacs whenever I hear this. I currently have the Animaniacs theme song as my ringtone.

felinefan wrote:I still think the statuette with the back half of a horse on it would be perfect.

This design does have the advantage of being commercially available.

But what do y'all think about using a bronzed vuvuzuela? At the very least, it takes one out of circulation.

OTOH, considering we only need one, we could have a custom design made for us. What do y'all think about a kid on stilts who's still 1/2-inch short of a height stick?

Or we could go cheap and see if the NBC prop warehouse is willing to part with the FFF statuette. It most certainly expresses our general opinion....

The kid on stilts is brilliant!

The FFF is so retro. could we get the fingers changed around though. :twisted: