Stupid Guest Tricks

drcorey wrote:course I have seen some huge ones thou...

Hold on dr. Stop right here. This isn't an X rated board. :D: Or may you & darph could change this. ;)

turkeyham wrote:My favorite is when the newbies come in and think they can become a manager over night and make $17 an hour. Good luck with that. It takes about 10 to 15 years to accomplish that. :D:

I loved interviewing punks fresh from college that demanded a manager job, secretary and an office. The only duty many of them could come up with for the secretary was to go get coffee. Buu bye.

Main Streeter wrote:Hold on dr. Stop right here. This isn't an X rated board. :D: Or may you & darph could change this. ;)

Not this week.

Main Streeter wrote:Hold on dr. Stop right here. This isn't an X rated board. :D: Or may you & darph could change this. ;)

yep, some cheerleaders have huge pom poms.
err, I like the striped ones the best...

drcorey wrote:I like the striped ones the best...

Good slide. Safe!! :D:

Time to put the men through the wash. Make them clean and hang them out to dry.

turkeyham wrote:Time to put the men through the wash. Make them clean and hang them out to dry.

Is it possible to find a washing machine big enough for me? Also, wouldn't I just break any line I was hung from? I guess being big has some advantage, though they are few and far between. :p:

Lasolimu wrote:Also, wouldn't I just break any line I was hung from?

Not if it was Dyneema.

hobie16 wrote:Not if it was Dyneema.

I don't know, breaking strength of 22 KN, that's roughly 5000 pounds, considering my size and figuring an approximate weight...

Nope, I think I would even break Dyneema. :p:

Funny, I was thinking about cheerleaders last night. I remembered the ones in my high school--which then was the absolute pits, so how it is now a California Distinguished School is beyond me--and they were pillars of the community, had to maintain at least a B average, and some either were active in the community or had jobs in addition to their school stuff and cheerleader/drill team/etc. duties. They knew how to manage their time. And they turned out well, too, later in life. How many of today's cheerleaders can claim the same? Just asking.