Stupid Guest Tricks

two people I knew wanted to fly united,
but the airline demanded they put thier clothes back on....

drcorey wrote:two people I knew wanted to fly united,
but the airline demanded they put thier clothes back on....

Like the old Star Trek joke... Red Alert sounds, and Captain Kirk stumbles upon a couple locked in a passionate embrace. Kirk says, "We're at battle stations! How can you be doing this?" "But Captain," one of them replies, "we're engaged!"

The Captain replies, "Well, disengage and get to battle stations!" ;) :D:

Zazu wrote:My favorite quotation about flying comes from the late, great Lewis Grizzard:

"Give a choice, I will never fly!
"Given no choice, I will never fly sober!"

I loved reading Grizzard. Even if he was a damned Bulldawg.