Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:But only as long as it doesn't cause her some indigestion.

I doubt it. If anything she would become even more ornery and evil. So the next SG to be punished would then lose a hand and an arm and increase Widget's power to yet another level. Pretty soon she would demand the entire body as a sacrifice followed by any offspring. Considering the number of SG's in the universe I would never have to buy bird food again. :D: But at the same time I wouldn't get any sleep since this would be a 24/7 thing. Maybe we can raise a flock of green-cheeks and redo the Tiki Room. Just herd the SG in there and let the birds do all the work.

Widget wrote:Maybe we can raise a flock of green-cheeks and redo the Tiki Room. Just herd the SG in there and let the birds do all the work.

Or we could have it be computer programmers and call it...

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Widget wrote:I doubt it. If anything she would become even more ornery and evil. So the next SG to be punished would then lose a hand and an arm and increase Widget's power to yet another level. Pretty soon she would demand the entire body as a sacrifice followed by any offspring. Considering the number of SG's in the universe I would never have to buy bird food again. :D: But at the same time I wouldn't get any sleep since this would be a 24/7 thing. Maybe we can raise a flock of green-cheeks and redo the Tiki Room. Just herd the SG in there and let the birds do all the work.

You could get two more and name them Waget and Boff!!

(have to be a SF fan for that one!)

Widget wrote:Widget is the name of my green-cheeked conure. She is a small green parrot from South America. I've had her for almost twenty years. Now that I think about it she would be a great punishment for any annoying SG. She may be small but when she is irritated she can bite and bite hard. Be a SG and your penalty will be to stick your hand in Widget's cage and leave it there until she is done with it. :D:

Green-cheeked conures are SO CUTE. They are big parrots in a tiny package.

Amphigorey wrote:Green-cheeked conures are SO CUTE. They are big parrots in a tiny package.

Wait until you meet a Pacific Parrolet!

Or a quaker parrot (mine is right now telling me that he is a "Good boy" although I'm not convinced ;) )

Big Wallaby, sadly I don't get it (blond moment?) Do tell!

When my sister and I were at the park this afternoon, we noticed allot of security officers watching the groups in Frontierland. One of these days, we will probably see a group kicked out for temping to use Splash Mountain as a big water slide.

Who ever lives near the park, these groups love j-walking across busy intersections. It was bad enough to see an OCTA bus hit the breaks. I wonder how many points do you get for hitting the whole group? :twisted:

I would guess that they would remove any points from your license for that! :D:

EeyoresButterfly wrote:Big Wallaby, sadly I don't get it (blond moment?) Do tell!

In the Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Room,
In the Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Room,
All the Geeks input the code and the power supplies go boom!
In the Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Geeky Room!