Stupid Guest Tricks

I do have to admit I was highly impressed with the wide variety of adjectives

There is a smaller party ahead of us, and one lone middle-aged ugly guy milling around nearby.

"Yes" I answer, but so does the wart-faced buffoon standing nearby!

the six of us plus the balding ignoramus.

The tiny-brained glue-sniffer plops himself down in one of the chairs.

doesn't do anything to the monkey-faced SG

The snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings

which the barf-head studiously avoids meeting

vixen101485 wrote:I do have to admit I was highly impressed with the wide variety of adjectives

There is a smaller party ahead of us, and one lone middle-aged ugly guy milling around nearby.

"Yes" I answer, but so does the wart-faced buffoon standing nearby!

the six of us plus the balding ignoramus.

The tiny-brained glue-sniffer plops himself down in one of the chairs.

doesn't do anything to the monkey-faced SG

The snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings

which the barf-head studiously avoids meeting

Its all that LEGAL training!!!

(hehehehe)

hobie16 wrote:Did he look like this?

There is a resemblance... :D:

Actually, Wombat, it would have been funny if you had snapped his pic while he was sitting with you there, explaining about the SGT board and how he would end up on it with his picture and a report :twisted:

DisneyMom wrote:Actually, Wombat, it would have been funny if you had snapped his pic while he was sitting with you there, explaining about the SGT board and how he would end up on it with his picture and a report :twisted:

Arrggh!! Yes!! There's the solution. Wish I'd thought of it at the time.

DisneyMom wrote:Actually, Wombat, it would have been funny if you had snapped his pic while he was sitting with you there, explaining about the SGT board and how he would end up on it with his picture and a report :twisted:

I'm still pondering a photo gallery dedicated to SG's :twisted:

I'll pass that on for consideration. If the rest of 'em don't read it first.

And some things to not do.
I nominate this to the SG Photo Gallery - What Not to Do

http://www.themeparkreview.com/wedding/ ... pcot19.jpg
Do not push the button marked Beverley. Drinking it will cause side effects.
http://www.themeparkreview.com/wedding/ ... pcot20.jpg
http://www.themeparkreview.com/wedding/ ... pcot23.jpg

http://www.themeparkreview.com/wedding/ ... _mgm14.jpg
Never let any evidence of throttling guests get onto the internet.
As Wombat would say, anything you do can and may be used against you.

Mar wrote:Musical chairs! Five people sit, person A goes to buffet. Person A returns, takes person B's seat, person B goes to bufffet, etc., etc.
I think even the most brazen SG would give up by the time Person C came back with a plate.

Yep! That's the way I would have done it. At that point with the family going up and getting food, there would be NOTHING he could do. He was there by himself and waiting for his party. There is nothing he could have done. You just keep sending a family member up and they sit and start chowing and what is he gonna do? He HAS to leave at that point and if he doesn't, then you tell the guy with the clipboard. He will move pretty quick then.

OR because you had so many people in your party you could have sent your wife back to the guy with the clipboard and kept the rest of the family at the table and then stand up and walk over to the jerk and have a *nice little chat* with him, very quietly and firmly. All the while smiling :D: , of course.

I absolutely will NOT let an SG get away with this shit, if I can help it and it does NOT require fists and/or blood, especially mine.
They have to stopped by someone, or they keep doing it to everyone. They will still do it again and probably get away with it, but at least they are on notice that they MAY NOT get away with it with everyone. No one is anyone's doormat. Period.
Susi

I would have a friendly chat with him, away from other more "sensitive" ears.

(heheheheeeeee!!)