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Post by leftcoaster » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:26 am

"What's your name?" (Asked by dumb blonde)

"Heywood. Haywood Jablome"



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Post by Stduck » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:28 am

While standing at the Foyer at the Mansion in full winter gear minus scarf and gloves.

"Are you cold?"


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Post by goose » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am

If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.



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Post by GMC » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am

"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"


Gimme some soft serve!

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Post by Stduck » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:02 am

GMC wrote:"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"
I was comfy....no guest is getting my cloak!


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Post by Zazu » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:12 pm

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
Any time a question I ask seems too complicated, I try to break it down into smaller questions. In this case, "Is it the 'frozen' or the 'lemonade' part that's giving you trouble?"


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Post by LegoDan » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:55 am

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
i would say "Uh, it's frozen lemonade"
and repeat if they continue

if you act as dumb as a guest they will stop asking

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Post by Main Streeter » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:00 am

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand. :wink:



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Post by coldfire409 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:42 am

How about just breaking everything down. Tell the idiots that it's lemon juice, which is a fruit grown in subtropical areas, with some sugar added, which is a tropical cane type, or beet substance with water added to that which is comprised of 75% of the planet taken and placed into a freezer which is an appliance with the internal tempature taken down to 32 degrees. Usually when you start breaking it down to that they will take off.


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Post by GMC » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:04 pm

Main Streeter wrote:
goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand. :wink:
you know i think it's best to tell them it's yellow snow, and really good, if you don't drink it too fast. or a lemon slushy.


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