I hate when guests ask....

leftcoaster · Post by **leftcoaster** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:26 am

"What's your name?" (Asked by dumb blonde)

"Heywood. Haywood Jablome"

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:28 am

While standing at the Foyer at the Mansion in full winter gear minus scarf and gloves.

"Are you cold?"

goose · Post by **goose** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am

If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am

"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:02 am

GMC wrote:"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"

I was comfy....no guest is getting my cloak!

Zazu · Post by **Zazu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:12 pm

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.

Any time a question I ask seems too complicated, I try to break it down into smaller questions. In this case, "Is it the 'frozen' or the 'lemonade' part that's giving you trouble?"

LegoDan · Post by **LegoDan** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:55 am

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.

i would say "Uh, it's frozen lemonade"
and repeat if they continue

if you act as dumb as a guest they will stop asking

Zazu Edited BBCode 25 Oct.

Main Streeter · Post by **Main Streeter** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:00 am

goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.

How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand.

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:42 am

How about just breaking everything down. Tell the idiots that it's lemon juice, which is a fruit grown in subtropical areas, with some sugar added, which is a tropical cane type, or beet substance with water added to that which is comprised of 75% of the planet taken and placed into a freezer which is an appliance with the internal tempature taken down to 32 degrees. Usually when you start breaking it down to that they will take off.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:04 pm

Main Streeter wrote:
goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand.

you know i think it's best to tell them it's yellow snow, and really good, if you don't drink it too fast. or a lemon slushy.