Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:Or, take any of his characters... except any naked ones.

Why do you want to keep the naked ones? Is there a party car on the monorail?

No, I'm saying I don't want to see any naked ones. And having been on Monty Python's Flying Circus, that's not out of the question for there to be those characters out there.

They can stay in England.

Big Wallaby wrote:In that case, I REALLY want to see John Cleese as a Cast Member. He'd be great in the themed restaurant I want to someday open here.

I have an idea for your theme.

A club for adventurers. There could be a colonel, an aviator, a maid, various other eccentric characters, a room for masks and a separate room for treasures that have been collected.
Do scheduled seatings and let everyone see all the rooms.

Bitter ??? Me ??? NOOOOOOOO

I was thinking a big animated foot would come down and smash SG when they did something stupid. Squishhhhh! :D:

Big Wallaby wrote:In that case, I REALLY want to see John Cleese as a Cast Member. He'd be great in the themed restaurant I want to someday open here.

Would it be a restaurant like the "Gourmet Night" episode of Fawlty Towers??




(That's my favorite episode, mainly because I have had similar experiences with cars I've owned.. Including hitting them with tree branches.)


Edit: for those that may not know http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PlILl2aaPs Specifically, tha part I'm referring to starts at 5:30.

Big Wallaby wrote:They can stay in England.

Thanks!

Heehee...BLT on toast. Now I'm hungry. :hamburg:

Guests certainly have fun names for things, especially Spaceship Earth. On the way into Epcot once, I was behind two women who were very excited about seeing "The Epcot" and were talking about how they'd waited all their lives to see "The Epcot," et cetera. Well, finally we're in front of the park, and the ladies stop dead in their tracks (I almost hit them), point to Spaceship Earth, and yell, "THE EPCOT!!!" :D:

Then, I'm walking through Future World, and there's a mother talking to her kids. What she said was priceless:

"Ok, so we've already been to Panet Earth, now lets go to space."

I hope she's been to Planet Earth...

Then, one night at Disneyland (during the first ever Backstage Magic Tour, yay!), as we left New Orleans Square at night, a frantic woman comes up to me (why me? Maybe it's the Mad Hatter Hat) and asks where the pirate ship is. Does she mean the Columbia? (My first thought, because it's hooks's ship in Fantasmic, and I regularly tell people the actual history of the Columbia because I'm mean like that) Does she mean Pirates of the Carribean? Does she mean Peter Pan? Does she mean the old tuna restaraunt? The world may never know. Luckily, a member of my party assumed she meant PotC, and directed her there. Good luck lady! :waves:

Noctourne Wonderland wrote:"Ok, so we've already been to Panet Earth, now lets go to space."

I hope she's been to Planet Earth...

Hmm. I'd guess not.

Noctourne Wonderland wrote:Then, one night at Disneyland (during the first ever Backstage Magic Tour, yay!), as we left New Orleans Square at night, a frantic woman comes up to me (why me? Maybe it's the Mad Hatter Hat) and asks where the pirate ship is. Does she mean the Columbia? (My first thought, because it's hooks's ship in Fantasmic, and I regularly tell people the actual history of the Columbia because I'm mean like that) Does she mean Pirates of the Carribean? Does she mean Peter Pan? Does she mean the old tuna restaraunt? The world may never know. Luckily, a member of my party assumed she meant PotC, and directed her there. Good luck lady! :waves:

The great thing about dealing with clueless SG's like this is that you can give them directions anywhere, and (1) it will be entertaining for you, and (2) it won't make a lick of difference to them, because you know that even if you correctly guess where they want to go and give them proper directions, they'll still get lost on the way! :D:

Malpass93 wrote:Thanks!

Yep. We'll take his humor, but not his nudity.

Nothing personal. Or maybe it is...

BRWombat wrote:The great thing about dealing with clueless SG's like this is that you can give them directions anywhere...

If you ever are lost, don't ask my dad's friend. They were on a business trip in San Francisco, when some guy in a Beamer drove up, rolled down his window, and asked if either my dad or his colleague knew how to get to such-and-such a place. Without a moment of hesitation, my dad answered, giving fairly detailed directions. The guy thanked him and drove on. Then my dad's friend turned to my dad and said,


"Let's see where I just told him to go, shall we?"

They followed his directions, until about halfway there they found themselves at the edge of the Pacific.

Big Wallaby wrote:until about halfway there they found themselves at the edge of the Pacific.

WOW! :hysteria: That would be fun to do...muahahahaa! :twisted:

The following Guest terms were devised by my lovely family:

Village Haus restaraunt (at Disneyland)- Gepetto's Magic Hamburgers. It was so hillarious, so now that is my nickname for it. Where this came from I have no idea, but it does have the distiction of being one of only two restaraunts in DL that actually sells hamburgers (The Tomorrowland Terrace is the other). Perhaps they're the onlt two in the whole resort- do they sell burgers at DCA? I know they do at the PCH Grill at the Paradise Pier hotel, but what about the actual park? I went off topic quickly :D:

The Walk in Walt's Footsteps Tour- Walk on Walt. Prior to the actual tour, I had shortened the name to "Walk in Walt's" because I'm lazy, and a throughly entertaining misspeach ("Ok, is it time to walk on Walt?") led to hours of fun of everyone!