Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Get one of these to prod them along.

Add a Taser Cam that'll record 1.5 hours of video so you can share the fun with your friends.

Disney should rent them out for those of us on the SGT!!!!

We could post the results on Youtube...or here!!!

could make for some fun viewing!!

Cutting in line...no problem...ZAP

Magic ruined because of rain? Demanding something for free? no problem...ZAP

Complaining about a CM because he /she made you follow the rules? no problem....ZAP ZAP (extra one for fun!!)

Oh believe me, if I had that taser I would've used it on both kids as well as the little twats who thought it was funny to set off all the Pal Mickeys in the store at once on Easter.

disneyprincess1988 wrote:... well as the little twats who thought it was funny to set off all the Pal Mickeys in the store at once on Easter.

Ain't miniaturized electronics great?

SWTexasBelle wrote:Yeah, I was always anti-spanking, until child #4. It's hard to have a two year old write 100 sentences . . . and all my other brilliant parenting tricks? Nope. Luckily, in addition to being a very challenging child, he's a very sweet, loving one. But I do think God has a sense of humor . . . waiting until the fourth one (!)

OMG I could have written this word for word. I have swatted kids #1-#3, probably all put together, 4 times?? And 2 of those times were dangerous....one DD was reaching for the hot burner on the stove and had her hand slapped, and the other, DS unbuckled himself while we were on the thruway.

My 3 yr old is another story. We have tried everything we can think of with him and nothing works. He is just unreal.

He is also the most loving of all 4, he is all sweetness 60% of the time, and a demon the other 40. I think it is self-preservation. :D:

StephM wrote:OMG I could have written this word for word. I have swatted kids #1-#3, probably all put together, 4 times?? And 2 of those times were dangerous....one DD was reaching for the hot burner on the stove and had her hand slapped, and the other, DS unbuckled himself while we were on the thruway.

My 3 yr old is another story. We have tried everything we can think of with him and nothing works. He is just unreal.

He is also the most loving of all 4, he is all sweetness 60% of the time, and a demon the other 40. I think it is self-preservation. :D:

Well, you could always use the water squirt bottle, like we use on the grumpy pups, it gets their attention and they don't like it!!

Okay, StephM - you are obviously my long lost sister. Why, you ask? I checked out your blog and YES it is THE PEOPLE MOVER. Also, I have 2 boys (5 and 6) and 2 girls (15 and 18 - 15 yr. old lives with her dad) AND I will be at WDW May 2 - 8th. I'm just sayin' . . . :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Well, you could always use the water squirt bottle, like we use on the grumpy pups, it gets their attention and they don't like it!!

We call this device the "Catomizer" as we use it on our cats, generally with excellent results.

We had one cat that was too stubborn, and the first bottle-full was emptied in about a week. On the second bottle, every time we sprayed it down an inch I topped it off with white vinegar. Took about 1/4 bottle, but it finally got yucky enough to get through to him.

Of course, I never again dared leave my shoes on the floor....

Zazu wrote:We call this device the "Catomizer" as we use it on our cats, generally with excellent results.

We had one cat that was too stubborn, and the first bottle-full was emptied in about a week. On the second bottle, every time we sprayed it down an inch I topped it off with white vinegar. Took about 1/4 bottle, but it finally got yucky enough to get through to him.

Of course, I never again dared leave my shoes on the floor....

Yeah, I know what you mean, the pups just stop doing what they were doing, the kitties plot revenge!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yeah, I know what you mean, the pups just stop doing what they were doing, the kitties plot revenge!

And the horsies get even! ;)