Stupid Guest Tricks

79B. See those white/red/orange (name color) outlines where those automatic doors are. That means do not stand there, or walk there. If the doors open they will hit you and continue to open and continue to push your face through the back of your head, until they stop moving.

79 C. Doors are meant to be big and heavy and some are meant to swing outwards. If you are inside of the yellow safety lines, the doors can leave quite an impression.................................on your forehead. Trust us, that is ONE souvenior that you don't want to remember.

81. Also don't give us $25 worth of loose change for payment. Happened to me once and I never got rid of the wad. Also, don't give us rolls of coins and get pissed off when we break them open and actually count them. Do you think we're stupid? A former co-worker of mine opened up a roll of coins she recieved from a guest and found it to be filled with foreign coins. Not cool.

82) When you're trying to be funny, you're irritating the hell out of us. This includes:

-Screaming loudly and obnoxiously

-Chanting, "One more ride! One more ride!" as your vehicle pulls in

-Guys asking us if their wives/girlfriends look tall enough

-Parents holding their short kids a little above the height requirement sign, and saying, "Now's he's tall enough."

-People trying to sweet talk their way through Gate A

I hear the same jokes everyday.

82. A. If you want to be funny, be original. It is most likey we have heard the same joke before.

i.e. Walking backwards on the moving walkway at Buzz, asking "How many miles do you walk in a day?" when we walk on the moving walkway at Buzz, exiting your vehicle and then stopping in the middle and letting the belt move you to the end of the walkway. IT'S NOT FUNNY!! It is rather annoying!

We find it quite funny when a guest reaction when they move onto a moving belt is "Oh, my god!" and trying to grab hold onto something.

83. No, you may not duck under the rails at Innoventions and cut in front of all those people waiting patiently over there.