Stupid Guest Tricks

Syndrome wrote:The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.
(From a Jungle Cruise skipper)

This reminds me: What do you think the suits think of this one?
One little, two little, three little hippos.
*BANG* *BANG*
One little hippo.

Syndrome wrote:The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.

TdcOgre wrote:Ssssshhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell Zazu this one. :)

No offense taken. At least they admit that my show is both amusing and moving.

My favorite:

Walt Disney World Railroad: No, this isn't the Monorail station.

The Tiki Room was my favorite attraction at MK both times I went... tho I was ready to throw a fit over the new line up in the version "Under New Management" until they finally sang the Tiki Tiki Tiki Song (having already been previously upset that trip by the hack job done to Journey into Imagination.) Can't have the Tiki Room without the Tiki Song.

8^)

Syndrome wrote:Forgive me if this one has been posted (I ran through the thread but my eyes started to cross after 5 pages):

The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.

(From a Jungle Cruise skipper)

Would that be from the original version? The new version is substantially shorter (like 15 min I think). I don't have a strong aversion to the new "new Management" version but I still prefer the original version (sorry Zazu).

Randy

Mayonnaise wrote:The Tiki Room was my favorite attraction at MK both times I went... tho I was ready to throw a fit over the new line up in the version "Under New Management" until they finally sang the Tiki Tiki Tiki Song (having already been previously upset that trip by the hack job done to Journey into Imagination.) Can't have the Tiki Room without the Tiki Song.

8^)

One good thing about the new version. Did you stick around for all the "exit comments"? I kinda like the very last one about flying over to the Hall of Presidents for a nap. :D:

Randy

Having read Zazu's page about the new Tiki Room, I would think it would be a real knee slapper. More than once while reading Zazu's page, I've had to wipe the tears out of my eyes, I was laughing so hard. Thanks Zazu!

Randy B wrote:One good thing about the new version. Did you stick around for all the "exit comments"? I kinda like the very last one about flying over to the Hall of Presidents for a nap. :D:

Randy

I have! They are a real "hoot". ;)

Zazu wrote:No offense taken. At least they admit that my show is both amusing and moving.

My favorite:

Walt Disney World Railroad: No, this isn't the Monorail station.

I miss you in your conductor's garb though. I always thought you represented the archetypal conductor from an unfortunately bygone era. Yeah, even Ogres wax nostalgic.

kurtisnelson wrote:This reminds me: What do you think the suits think of this one?
One little, two little, three little hippos.
*BANG* *BANG*
One little hippo.

I'd LOVE to hear that one on Jungle Cruise! It pissed me off when they took the guns away for while. I mean, fake guns to shoot at fake hippos and it's offensive to someone? PC run amock...argh!!

Randy B wrote:I don't have a strong aversion to the new "new Management" version but I still prefer the original version (sorry Zazu).

No offense taken. Personally, I prefer the original original version--the one with the Offenbach number.

Of course, the fact that I don't have to work there all day is probably a factor.

BTW, does anyone have a current email address for Rosita?