Bathing Suit Season

[Zazu]

I'm amused by the guests who view their bathing suit (and body therein) as a tool to obtain dining reservations.

This week a woman came in from the pool wearing a bikini and coverup. That was neither surprising, inappropriate, nor unusual. Neither was it surprising that she wanted reservations for Chef Mickey's that evening.

"Sorry ma'am, Chef Mickey's is completely sold out for the night. It's a very popular spot."

"Could you look again please?" she asked, slowly unbuttoning her coverup and making goo-goo eyes at me.

"Ma'am, there is no quantity of buttons you could undo to create an empty table at Chef Mickey's. Besides, he's more of an ear man anyway."

Lucky for me, she took the hint and wandered off muttering something like, "Stupid faggots around this place...."

This is why my co-workers most like having me around. None of them have the nerve to say something like that.

[Ho-say]

Lucky for me, she took the hint and wandered off muttering something like, "Stupid faggots around this place...."

Wow, now that's a fun and completely inappropriate/ignorant comment. I think that far surpasses a SG. Maybe we could come up with an IASG - Ignorant A**hole Stupid Guest. That would so make me want to make a quick little note in internal comments on her folio/res...not that it would do much.

[Honda Enoch]

I'm amused by the guests who view their bathing suit (and body therein) as a tool to obtain dining reservations.

This week a woman came in from the pool wearing a bikini and coverup. That was neither surprising, inappropriate, nor unusual. Neither was it surprising that she wanted reservations for Chef Mickey's that evening.

"Sorry ma'am, Chef Mickey's is completely sold out for the night. It's a very popular spot."

"Could you look again please?" she asked, slowly unbuttoning her coverup and making goo-goo eyes at me.

"Ma'am, there is no quantity of buttons you could undo to create an empty table at Chef Mickey's. Besides, he's more of an ear man anyway."

Lucky for me, she took the hint and wandered off muttering something like, "Stupid faggots around this place...."

This is why my co-workers most like having me around. None of them have the nerve to say something like that.

So because you didn't try to jump into her pants, your a faggot? Interesting.

Some people...No respect.

[Bright Scouter]

Zazu,

I feel that I now have to come in and make some stupid request of you on our next trip. Not sure what it will be, but I better make it a doozy!!!! :D:

But I promise I won't wear a speedo. Celebration Hospital is not big enough to handle all the trauma cases that would ensue.

[BRWombat]

"Ma'am, there is no quantity of buttons you could undo to create an empty table at Chef Mickey's. Besides, he's more of an ear man anyway."

Once again, I bow to the mighty Zazu -- perfect comeback!

:zazu:

[ktulu]

Once again, I bow to the mighty Zazu -- perfect comeback!

:zazu:

Yeah, I'd have lost my job "Nice tits, still no openings."

[hobie16]

"Could you look again please?" she asked, slowly unbuttoning her coverup and making goo-goo eyes at me.

"Ma'am, there is no quantity of buttons you could undo to create an empty table at Chef Mickey's. Besides, he's more of an ear man anyway."

Damn your good!! :D:

[felinefan]

Ear man! I love it! But wouldn't that be more like "Ear Mouse"? :p:

[Big Wallaby]

And had I been there, I would have laughed before she was out of earshot as she called you what she did.

That is why we, as Cast Members, make NOTHING up.

[Syndrome]

Lucky for me, she took the hint and wandered off muttering something like, "Stupid faggots around this place...."

Maybe she was actually referring to Mickey himself. Ear Man my butt. How long has he been dating Minnie now with no marriage? I say he's Oprah and Minnie is his Stedman. Not sure who his Gayle would be tho'. Goofy? Donald?