Stupid Guest Tricks

PirateJohn wrote:VMK: The only cost is your dignity

This was oddly prophetic. . .

"On stage, all Comedy -- Backstage, all Drama!"

This is one of the reasons I'm not completely upset about not going full time. As Joanna can attest, I had to deal with a lot of unnecessary drama when SADCT closed and DDCT opened. The drama is definitely the worst at MK as well, especially in the parades.

Philhar: You WILL get wet, you MAY get soaked! (several times they sprayers have become stuck!)
Dumbo: No you cannot fit three people.
Peter Pan: Like it now? Try it high!
Winnie the Pooh: Tigger bounced out of the ride!
Snow White: I waited for that?
Teacups: Come for the spinning, stay for the fight!
Small World: Stocking the loony bin since 1964.
Carousel: It goes in circles.

Forgive me if this one has been posted (I ran through the thread but my eyes started to cross after 5 pages):

The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.

(From a Jungle Cruise skipper)

Syndrome wrote:Forgive me if this one has been posted (I ran through the thread but my eyes started to cross after 5 pages):

The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.

(From a Jungle Cruise skipper)

Ssssshhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell Zazu this one. :)

Syndrome wrote:Forgive me if this one has been posted (I ran through the thread but my eyes started to cross after 5 pages):

The Tiki Room: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 20 minutes goodbye.

(From a Jungle Cruise skipper)

Hmm, thats almost good enough to be Offical!!!

Zazu wrote:I'm told the unofficial motto of the MK Entertainment Department is:

"On stage, all Comedy -- Backstage, all Drama!"

Yep. Tis true.

EeyoresButterfly wrote:This is one of the reasons I'm not completely upset about not going full time. As Joanna can attest, I had to deal with a lot of unnecessary drama when SADCT closed and DDCT opened. The drama is definitely the worst at MK as well, especially in the parades.

Philhar: You WILL get wet, you MAY get soaked! (several times they sprayers have become stuck!)
Dumbo: No you cannot fit three people.
Peter Pan: Like it now? Try it high!
Winnie the Pooh: Tigger bounced out of the ride!
Snow White: I waited for that?
Teacups: Come for the spinning, stay for the fight!
Small World: Stocking the loony bin since 1964.
Carousel: It goes in circles.

*nodding* Yup. I can


I love that one!

How about this one:
Stitch: Be prepared to ask for your time and money back...

Golden Dreams: Not Soarin'!

tenprincess wrote:Again, down with stich. I did have a guest the other day when one of the theaters went 101 ask me if every one was alright, and if some one died. To which i asked, how would you die from a show?

After watching Stitch, I could imagine a death in there, just from the smell of the chili dog alone.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:HISTA: No, it is NOT a ride!! IT is a 3D movie!

HISTA: It is a 4D movie. We have an extra "D" for Safe - D (Safety)!!!!

HISTA: No, we are NOT Space Mounatain!!

Mickey's Rainy Day Cavalcade: It's a small parade, but big funs!!!

Remember, Safe-D begins with me!