Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:Only 2?. :mad:

Honestly, how would you survive?

turkeyham wrote:Next time when I travel out to FL, I will take Jet Blue. They have nice planes and you can bring your won food on the plane from home. The only catch is that a beer is $5 and you are limited 2 on each plane.

You have competitions for food at home? If you can get the food past security, you can eat it on the plane. American has never stopped me.

darph nader wrote:Only 2?. :mad:

Lasolimu wrote:Honestly, how would you survive?

That is why you visit the bar at the airport. Just watch how much you drink. Then you make friends with the people around you. "Excuse me my good man, but will you be enjoying a fine adult beverage this flight? No? Mind if you buy these for me?"

When I was leaving Tokyo, I struck up conversation with the guy next to me on the train to the airport. The news butch came by (not sure if they call them news butchers on their trains) and he asked if I'd like a beer. That's like asking someone in hell if they'd like a glass of ice water.

Oh Zazu, I feel your pain. In fact this phrase has become so commonly throw at me that when I close the character lines is the one phrase I can count on at least once.

I especially love the ones that blame me for crushing their children's dreams and then accuse me in front of their children. "You see that mean lady doesn't let you see Mickey." Really because this is an excellent lesson for your child.... I have been told I have no heart/or soul, and most recently of being incapable of loving anyone. Lady your lack of planning doesn't mean the park, characters, and me didn't do our job.

The self-entitlement issues that some folks have is astonishing.

ktulu wrote:You have competitions for food at home?

Only you! :hysteria: I love Jet Blue! Always fly Jet Blue to Sacramento & Bay Area. Didn't realize they fly to MCO. We booked Delta. Maybe the time or price was the reason. I never ask for a wake up call turkey. That's another thing cells are for. ;)

A limit of 2 could work for darph... if they are this size:



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BRWombat wrote:A limit of 2 could work for darph... if they are this size:



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Doubtful. Now I'm thirsty...

BRWombat wrote:A limit of 2 could work for darph... if they are this size:



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Three cheers for the big guy from Plano. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

That's cool. Send a few to my place. ;)

Does it rain in Arizona Darph?