Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmm, how does her husband feel about your courtship of her?

hehehehehe

Her husband is just an annoying bleep on the radar. Also the fact that she doesn't know I exist creates a minor hurdle to overcome, but the fates will work out and it will happen. Unfortunately due to the fact that I am pushing 61, I'm thinking that it has to happen soon and her vision has to become pretty non-functional. One can never stop hoping!

Goofyernmost wrote:Her husband is just an annoying bleep on the radar. Also the fact that she doesn't know I exist creates a minor hurdle to overcome, but the fates will work out and it will happen. Unfortunately due to the fact that I am pushing 61, I'm thinking that it has to happen soon and her vision has to become pretty non-functional. One can never stop hoping!

Hmmm, at some point...hope becomes stalking!!!

just keep hopping!!

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Goofyernmost wrote:Unfortunately due to the fact that I am pushing 61, I'm thinking that it has to happen soon and her vision has to become pretty non-functional. One can never stop hoping!

Just tell her, "I'm not really this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."

Wait! Are you saying that my Samantha would only be interested in me for my money? Is that what your saying about my saintly Samantha? Is it?

I'm OK with that...I was just wondering if that is what you are saying.

Goofyernmost wrote:Wait! Are you saying that my Samantha would only be interested in me for my money? Is that what your saying about my saintly Samantha? Is it?

I'm OK with that...I was just wondering if that is what you are saying.

I think so but then again...

Goofyernmost wrote:Wait! Are you saying that my Samantha would only be interested in me for my money? Is that what your saying about my saintly Samantha? Is it?

I'm OK with that...I was just wondering if that is what you are saying.

Well, it couldn't hurt!!

hehehehehehe

women folk like nice shiny things...like gold!!

Goofyernmost wrote:Wait! Are you saying that my Samantha would only be interested in me for my money? Is that what your saying about my saintly Samantha? Is it?

I'm OK with that...I was just wondering if that is what you are saying.

YES and really since she is well enough off financially that would have to be a very large wallet which undoubtably would not fit in the trunk of your car let alone your pocket. Be a good old boy and find some old ladies at the senior center as they need dance partners. Some cruiselines give deep discounts or free travel to old men who will escort older ladies and be charming gentlemen companions at dances and dinners.

mechurchlady wrote:Some cruiselines give deep discounts or free travel to old men who will escort older ladies and be charming gentlemen companions at dances and dinners.

Sign me up! While they can't expect too much after the dancing for several reasons, I'd be happy to be a... wait a second... Do I really have to be charming or a gentleman?

That's what I get for reading about a cruise line that will give me free travel. That's a major catch, I'll have you know!

Big Wallaby wrote:Sign me up! While they can't expect too much after the dancing for several reasons, I'd be happy to be a... wait a second... Do I really have to be charming or a gentleman?

That's what I get for reading about a cruise line that will give me free travel. That's a major catch, I'll have you know!

all you have to do is be nice to the ladies, dress the part and keep them happy except for sex. You could do that big guy. A little dancing, a little talking, and not eating the caviar with your fingers. Wait maybe the eating caviar with your fingers would be the part you failed. You could surely smooze them old gals. You charmer.

mechurchlady wrote:Be a good old boy and find some old ladies at the senior center as they need dance partners. Some cruiselines give deep discounts or free travel to old men who will escort older ladies and be charming gentlemen companions at dances and dinners.

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

There would come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They say "He was just a gigolo"
Life goes on without me