Stupid Guest Tricks

Maybe a good ear lavage will clear out the junk........
I think the problem is, there is so much stuff going into my mind, some of it spills out......

susislicker wrote:Maybe that stuff, Oxyclean that that guy shouts about on those commercials.

Great, now you've got Billy Mays stuck in my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now I am going to be driving around and every once in a while, out of the blue, Billy Mays will pop into my head.

Billy Mays: Only thing more annoying than a Morgan & Morgan commercial.

Now that everyone's back to their funny selves again, I was going to post a few poems from a book of poetry we have lying around on the subject of pet loss, but it's too late. Don't want to spoil the party, you know. But if anyone's interested, at http://www.catchannel.com, they have a section for pet loss. They have sections for other things cat as well. There's a http://www.dogchannel.com as well for dog lovers, and I assume it's the same but with a dog focus. Orion looked alot like my cat Tripod's dad, Smokey, but as I recall, Smokey had a bit more muscle to his build.

Well, I think this thread is a lot like the gathering after a funeral....First you cry, then you start rambling about various things, laugh at good memories, share pictures and somehow come out at the other end of a terrible day.
When I die, I hope everyone gets to eat a lot of food, listen to good music, and maybe they can raffle off my Disney Pins!!! I will look down at everyone and enjoy seeing them all together telling stories of the crazy things I said and did. :p:

DisneyMom wrote:When I die...

When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed into a five gallon can of floor wax. The wax will be used on the floor of a large hall.

A big party will be thrown with a live band so everyone can have a last dance on me.

Feline fan, Orion had a LOT more muscle mass before the cancer. He was a cat who once weighed 25 lbs, then due to diabetes, went to down to about 18 and stayed there for many years until the cancer made him start losing weight so fast. He was so *robust*! :D: I will find a pic of him when he was healthier. Most of the digipics I have are of this past year when he was sick. Most of my pics of him healthy are on film! I have to scan and transfer those. I just LOVE big gray cats. I want more gray cats. I have one still, my Tawny who is a beautiful silver gray Angora. She is my bestest friend and 15 yrs old. She has been with me since she was just a little bitty thing. I will try to find a pic of her, let me go see what I have on file. She is real purty! :D:
susi

Here is a picture of Tawny, my beautiful girl!

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc23 ... 366853.jpg

And here is Tinkerbell, the brat cat! She sure is purty, but looks are deceptive! She is one mean putty tat! Cute tho.
Mwahahahahahahaha....

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc23 ... e8d133.jpg

hobie16 wrote:When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed into a five gallon can of floor wax. The wax will be used on the floor of a large hall.

A big party will be thrown with a live band so everyone can have a last dance on me.

I've heard of dancing on someone's grave before, but this is a new one!

Can you get your ashes mixed into wax? Wow!

When I die, if I get any way, I want my funeral to be almost fun. Grieve together and all that, but I have the whole thing envisioned: I want it to be uplifting, emphasis on people moving on and out and making sure they make something of their life. Remember me but don't dwell on me.

Of course, most people will be at my funeral going, "Who's this Bryan dude? But these are some awesome special effects!"

Big Wallaby wrote:Can you get your ashes mixed into wax? Wow!

When I die, if I get any way, I want my funeral to be almost fun. Grieve together and all that, but I have the whole thing envisioned: I want it to be uplifting, emphasis on people moving on and out and making sure they make something of their life. Remember me but don't dwell on me.

Of course, most people will be at my funeral going, "Who's this Bryan dude? But these are some awesome special effects!"

Then you could use this service, angels-flight.net: [indent]As the music plays, the family looks skyward over the beautiful ocean waters, watching the fireworks carry their loved one’s cremains into the air. Bursting over the ocean in exquisite patterns and colors, the cremains are scattered into the sea.[/indent]