Stupid Guest Tricks

blondeheroine wrote:I suppose I can't tell someone their father smells of elderberries, either?

In that case, I really must protest.

Only if their mother was a hamster.
:)

Thanks for posting the Splash Mountain pic, SueOKW. I found it very moving. The look on Kevin's face says it all. In the end, that means far more than all of the rude and thoughtless guests combined. It's what the Disney parks should be about.

Rock on, Kevin!

blondeheroine wrote:I suppose I can't tell someone their father smells of elderberries, either?

In that case, I really must protest.

Just tell them "Now go away,or I'll be forced to taunt you again".
Or you could just call them a silly kaaaa-nig-it.

darph nader wrote:Just tell them "Now go away,or I'll be forced to taunt you again".
Or you could just call them a silly kaaaa-nig-it.

Or you could just throw a big wooden rabbit on top of them...

darph nader wrote:Just tell them "Now go away,or I'll be forced to taunt you again".

The Proper Quote:
"Now Go away or I will be forced to taunght you a second time."

CBeilby wrote:Or you could just throw a big wooden rabbit on top of them...

No, But perhaps if we were to build a giant badger.

Driver_dylan wrote:No, But perhaps if we were to build a giant badger.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

That picture is priceless.

I too am amazed that anyone could be that thoughtless. One of my favorite memories is of a time I went to buy two balloons for my (Thank God!) healthy boys. As I was waiting for my change, a woman with a daughter in a wheelchair and a GKTW button came up, and asked how much the balloons were. When told they were $6, the mom looked crushed, and started to turn to her daughter as if to say they were too much. "Let me buy her a balloon" I said. "Why would you do that?" she asked me. (I can only imagine that she had had to deal with some awful people). "Because I'm nice!" I laughed. That little girl was so thrilled with her balloon - my 16 year old daughter and I were misty eyed. How often can you make some one that happy for $6??

SWTexasBelle wrote:"Let me buy her a balloon" I said.

You're the best!

Sounds like someone else here needs a one way ticket, but it's not to hell in this case!!

That's awesome TexasBelle! Thanks for the smile!

SWTexasBelle wrote:..."Because I'm nice!" I laughed. That little girl was so thrilled with her balloon - my 16 year old daughter and I were misty eyed. How often can you make some one that happy for $6??

Thats the magic of Disney right there. Proof that humanity isn't TOTALLY going downhill. Thank you so much for your extremely generous and selfless act. Personally if I was there to see it, you'd get a re-ad fastpass or two, maybe a magical moment certificate if I could get my hands on one. You live up to your title of non-stupid guest for sure!
Personally, I love stories like this. they are some of the few stories that still get me misty-eyed and sappy. If we all could just get together and help those who truely need some magic out...
(and in response to the "How often do you get to make someone that happy for $6?)...Every day I work I get to make people that happy for $6 and change. Yes, its not much, but I wouldnt give it up for anything. The joy on guests faces young and old... no matter how many times they have been there before. Sure there are the few having a bad day, asking stupid questions, and not following rules. But thats what we have this site for. All those great guests such as yourself really make it worth while for me.
A pay raise WOULD be nice though (hint hint Disney) ;)
Wow that was much longer than I anticipated.