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Re: Tag Lines

Post by PirateJohn » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:23 pm

VMK: The only cost is your dignity



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Re: Tag Lines

Post by Wizard69 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:23 am

Fastpass: Sorry we got rid of these so we could use a new revised crappy version on the cast members called CDS.

CDS: Because we feel like making another totally useless system to piss off the cast members and treat them like they are 3 year olds. Maybe eventually they will all get pissed off and quit so we don't have to pay benefits anymore because we're a bunch of cheap asses.



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Re: Tag Lines

Post by smart1hermione » Sun May 04, 2008 11:54 pm

CA Screamin': Yes, it has a loop.
ToT: Scary Elevator Ride
Mulholland Madness: Making traffic fun!
Mike and Sully to the Rescue: Yes, we're the only ride in this corner. We swear.
Soarin': The flying smelly ride.

Splash: The Log Ride
[new] Pirates: Forgoing our principles? Probably.
Innoventions: Not a ride, we swear.
Nemo: It's like the submarines, but not. Wait in line!
Star Tours: yes, it's still here.
Astro Blasters: Yep, the shooty game ride.


Legend: Alligators dwell in the sewers beneath Disneyland.

Truth: There are no sewers below Disneyland, and therefore no alligators in them. The secret tunnels are infested with mutant rats, however.


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Re: Tag Lines

Post by CMGUY89 » Mon May 05, 2008 12:37 am

LOL
Living With The Land: No this isn't Soarin'
Soarin': Yes the wait really is two hours.
Nemo: No this isn't a musical.
HISTA: No this isn't the playground.
Journey: Not worth your time.
Test Track: Your best chance of getting evaced
M:S: If you survive you'll love it.
Great Movie Ride: Yes this is a ride.
Muppetvision: Yes this has the muppets in it.


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Re: Tag Lines

Post by mechurchlady » Mon May 05, 2008 8:06 am

PirateJohn wrote:VMK: The only cost is your dignity
amen to that, groveling, begging and all that manure over pixels. I lost my dignity three halloweens ago.


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Re: Tag Lines

Post by Theme Park Where » Mon May 05, 2008 8:08 am

CMGUY89 wrote:LOL
HISTA: No this isn't the playground.
HISK: No, this isn't a 3D movie :D:


"The main reason for guests to be in a theme park is to give the employees someone to laugh at after work!"

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Re: Tag Lines

Post by Shorty82 » Mon May 05, 2008 8:20 am

Exposition Hall: There isn't a ride here.

(I've been asked at least once and I've heard Photopass has been asked before about what ride is there. I've been asked if the long line for Photopass is for a ride. I wanted to say something like "no, dingbat, what ride line ends at a damn counter?")

Exposition Hall: The restaurant/gift shop/Photopass/camera museum/movie theater/this/that.

(A number of times I've been asked what is in Expo Hall. A long list of things is what is there.)


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We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious…
and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

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Re: Tag Lines

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon May 05, 2008 11:48 am

Theme Park Where wrote:HISK: No, this isn't a 3D movie :D:
A good comeback: Dianey arranged for the entire world to be a 3-D experience!

(no glasses needed)


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Re: Tag Lines

Post by Theme Park Where » Mon May 05, 2008 12:33 pm

Actually we heard that alot at Muppets:

SG: Are YOU in 3D (wearing glasses and teetering back and forth toward me)

Me: Gosh, I sure hope so!


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Re: Tag Lines

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon May 05, 2008 12:53 pm

Theme Park Where wrote:Actually we heard that alot at Muppets:

SG: Are YOU in 3D (wearing glasses and teetering back and forth toward me)

Me: Gosh, I sure hope so!
Hmm, the SG's didn't really figure out that the alternative would be..."unusual" to say the least!!!


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