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Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

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I've had somebody that I work with promise me that she'll get revenge on me for months now. I honestly think she forgot.Stduck wrote:Wanna bet? I'm a master of getting even. I plot for days.....Scream162 wrote:That's just a threat, GMC. Don't worry... she won't do jack. 8)
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Re: Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)
For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun? I'm guessig MaliBoomer is out?CujoSR wrote:Ok everyone. Most of you have some story or another about your encounters in the park. This is the place to talk about them.
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Re: Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)
and i don't know how many times i have to say it, but a handjob on indy would be the HOTTEST, and not to mention, the easiest. just grab hold of the Jr. and let the motions do the rest, that is, unless it goes into creep mode, or starts stobbing.screnwriter wrote:For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun? I'm guessig MaliBoomer is out?CujoSR wrote:Ok everyone. Most of you have some story or another about your encounters in the park. This is the place to talk about them.
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Well since Horizons closed at Epcot, it's hard to find an attraction that allows enough privacy so that you don't get caught. Horizons was the best, because you could use the entire ride for subtle foreplay, and then climax (BJ or HJ) once your car was enclosed into your own personal simulator at the end. *Sigh* :roll: I really miss that ride.For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun?
However, if getting caught wasn't an issue, I'd love to do it on the Haunted Mansion, or on the Wedway People mover (A.K.A. Tomorrowland Transit). And I mean, full-out! Total frontal nudity, and gatorade & a towel for afterwards. Know what I'm sayin'?
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Re: Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)
which reminds me of a joke:GMC wrote:and i don't know how many times i have to say it, but a handjob on indy would be the HOTTEST, and not to mention, the easiest. just grab hold of the Jr. and let the motions do the rest, that is, unless it goes into creep mode, or starts stobbing.
man in a nursing home meets a woman. they get together every day to chat, etc. one day the man says, touch my winkie. after some objections she says ok. they do this for awhile. one day, the man doen't show up. a few days later, the woman sees him with another woman. she asks him "what does she have that I don't?" his reply: Parkinson's.
Heh. In the spirit of the bad jokes about these stories, I just thought I'd say that I don't quite read "Guest Relations" the same way anymore.
You know where would be a great place to get lucky in Epcot? Once a fellow custodian showed me a door to the old ride in The Living Seas. It's dark, nobody goes there, and the glow of the aquarium is quite lovely. I dare say romantic!
You know where would be a great place to get lucky in Epcot? Once a fellow custodian showed me a door to the old ride in The Living Seas. It's dark, nobody goes there, and the glow of the aquarium is quite lovely. I dare say romantic!
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Yeah it's all about Guest "Service" :roll:RiaLucia wrote:Heh. In the spirit of the bad jokes about these stories, I just thought I'd say that I don't quite read "Guest Relations" the same way anymore.
You know where would be a great place to get lucky in Epcot? Once a fellow custodian showed me a door to the old ride in The Living Seas. It's dark, nobody goes there, and the glow of the aquarium is quite lovely. I dare say romantic!
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flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
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inscribed but now unbound,
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and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
