Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!)

Stduck · Post by **Stduck** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:17 pm

Scream162 wrote:That's just a threat, GMC. Don't worry... she won't do jack. 8)

Wanna bet? I'm a master of getting even. I plot for days....

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:16 pm

Stduck wrote:
Scream162 wrote:That's just a threat, GMC. Don't worry... she won't do jack. 8)
Wanna bet? I'm a master of getting even. I plot for days.....

I've had somebody that I work with promise me that she'll get revenge on me for months now. I honestly think she forgot.

screnwriter · Post by **screnwriter** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:42 pm

CujoSR wrote:Ok everyone. Most of you have some story or another about your encounters in the park. This is the place to talk about them.

For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun? I'm guessig MaliBoomer is out?

:twisted:

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:52 pm

Stduck wrote:Any you give me shit for my jokes! -throws her concrete duck at him- Someday GMC I will hurt you.

Haha, looks like the two of us need to switch nicknames... no, then you'd be a man-slut, instead of just the regular kind.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:54 pm

screnwriter wrote:
CujoSR wrote:Ok everyone. Most of you have some story or another about your encounters in the park. This is the place to talk about them.
For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun? I'm guessig MaliBoomer is out?

:twisted:

and i don't know how many times i have to say it, but a handjob on indy would be the HOTTEST, and not to mention, the easiest. just grab hold of the Jr. and let the motions do the rest, that is, unless it goes into creep mode, or starts stobbing.

Sweetums · Post by **Sweetums** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:52 pm

For all of those of you who work on attractions. Which ones WOULD be best for some fun?

Well since Horizons closed at Epcot, it's hard to find an attraction that allows enough privacy so that you don't get caught. Horizons was the best, because you could use the entire ride for subtle foreplay, and then climax (BJ or HJ) once your car was enclosed into your own personal simulator at the end. *Sigh* :roll: I really miss that ride.

However, if getting caught wasn't an issue, I'd love to do it on the Haunted Mansion, or on the Wedway People mover (A.K.A. Tomorrowland Transit). And I mean, full-out! Total frontal nudity, and gatorade & a towel for afterwards. Know what I'm sayin'?

leftcoaster · Post by **leftcoaster** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:11 am

GMC wrote:and i don't know how many times i have to say it, but a handjob on indy would be the HOTTEST, and not to mention, the easiest. just grab hold of the Jr. and let the motions do the rest, that is, unless it goes into creep mode, or starts stobbing.

which reminds me of a joke:

man in a nursing home meets a woman. they get together every day to chat, etc. one day the man says, touch my winkie. after some objections she says ok. they do this for awhile. one day, the man doen't show up. a few days later, the woman sees him with another woman. she asks him "what does she have that I don't?" his reply: Parkinson's.

GMC · Post by **GMC** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:30 am

:shock:

RiaLucia · Post by **RiaLucia** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:52 am

Heh. In the spirit of the bad jokes about these stories, I just thought I'd say that I don't quite read "Guest Relations" the same way anymore.

You know where would be a great place to get lucky in Epcot? Once a fellow custodian showed me a door to the old ride in The Living Seas. It's dark, nobody goes there, and the glow of the aquarium is quite lovely. I dare say romantic!

CujoSR · Post by **CujoSR** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:23 pm

RiaLucia wrote:Heh. In the spirit of the bad jokes about these stories, I just thought I'd say that I don't quite read "Guest Relations" the same way anymore.

You know where would be a great place to get lucky in Epcot? Once a fellow custodian showed me a door to the old ride in The Living Seas. It's dark, nobody goes there, and the glow of the aquarium is quite lovely. I dare say romantic!

Yeah it's all about Guest "Service" :roll:

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