Shoplifting at Disney World

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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by smart1hermione » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:52 pm

stephmtl wrote:You FIEND!
who knows? maybe i'm the reason why people named "francine" can never find their name personalized on a keychain....


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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by stephmtl » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:54 pm

smart1hermione wrote:who knows? maybe i'm the reason why people named "francine" can never find their name personalized on a keychain....
*Scribbles furiously*

The government MUST be told.



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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by hobie16 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:09 pm

smart1hermione wrote:same reason why i'm so intrigued by this entire discussion forum. i suppose i enjoy knowing the ins and outs of disney.

or i could be an insane criminal bent on world domination and re-selling of personalized disneyland key chains.... :twisted:

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Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:31 pm

mapo wrote:Again, one has to wonder why you are interested in that information.

I would not think anything written by an outsider 10 years ago is accurate. Just knowing that Disney is a fluid company constantly changing policy on all fronts leads one to believe that nothing in unofficial or official print is accurate.

Oh, we have plenty of foxes and hawks....just not the kind you may be alluding to in your question.

As always, these types of policies and procedures are non disclosure. Only people who know how these things are handled that are not in security would be those who 'play the system to see what happens'. Let us know how your fair.

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Post by BRWombat » Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:53 pm

smart1hermione wrote:same reason why i'm so intrigued by this entire discussion forum. i suppose i enjoy knowing the ins and outs of disney.

or i could be an insane criminal bent on world domination and re-selling of personalized disneyland key chains.... :twisted:



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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by smart1hermione » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:02 am

BRWombat wrote:Do you need a nemesis??? :perry:
oh goodgolly willikers, i do! i do!


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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by kurtisnelson » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:18 am

BRWombat wrote:Do you need a nemesis??? :perry:
I think that is actually Ktulu.


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Post by ktulu » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:00 am

BRWombat wrote:Do you need a nemesis??? :perry:
A platypus!?!


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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by Big Wallaby » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:04 pm

mapo, I think the reason people are so interested in a holding cell at Magic Kingdom is that Disney allows it to be a mystery, and they don't say one way or the other. Now, I like it that way, as I can sorta make up the story as I go. However, a lot of people will be really interested, because it is Disney, the closest company there is to a quasi-government. When you can see the evidence of a company asking the state for something and they seem to always get what they want, it does create such assumptions and stories.

I would also say that Disney allows the rumors because they increase the popularity of everything Disney. We are kinda like Area 51, except that we invite guests. What people don't know they find intriguing. That is part of our back story.

Just my two cents on that one. You can't get down on people for having that curiosity.


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Re: Shoplifting at Disney World

Post by BRWombat » Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:15 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:...We are kinda like Area 51, except that we invite guests. What people don't know they find intriguing. That is part of our back story....
Well said, BW.

I think you may have hit on the next marketing campaign -- Disney Parks: like Area 51 but with guests!! :D:


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