Stupid Guest Tricks

aurorasleeping wrote:A few I remember....

Jungle Cruise
Kilimenjaro Safari

well ... if you'd give them back their costumes ... ;)

From a different board that shall be nameless:
Turtle Crusher (Turtle Talk with Crush). Oh, dear! Should we alert the ASPCA?

Morticia wrote:From a different board that shall be nameless:
Turtle Crusher (Turtle Talk with Crush). Oh, dear! Should we alert the ASPCA?

That is great, I may need to start calling it that just to see people's reactions. T

Morticia wrote:From a different board that shall be nameless:
Turtle Crusher (Turtle Talk with Crush). Oh, dear! Should we alert the ASPCA?

And watch out for that killer corkscrew with a vertical loop. Not recomended
for those with neck, back or heart problems.

Natural Selection Fan wrote:And watch out for that killer corkscrew with a vertical loop. Not recomended
for those with neck, back or heart problems.

................and the 3D glasses, you are gonna need them, lol!! :D:

My entire family (all of whom are WDW veterans) still refer to "Philharmagic" as "Philharmickey"

Mr. Syndrome and I got into the habit of calling the Figment travesty "Journey Into Urination" after hearing comments about people who use the area as a quick relief station. Not sure if there's any credibility to that, but with the way they destroyed my former favorite ride, I think it's a good moniker (maybe Journey into Ruination would fit too).

A couple of our other Epcot appallitions (sp): Norway is the "Troll Ride" and Soarin' is "That damn ride you can't get anywhere near in less than 90 minutes unless you have a FastPass."

Haunted Mansion

Haunted House, House on Haunted Hill, Spooky House, Boat Ride, Elevator Ride, Ghost Ride, The Eddie Murphy Ride, That-one-ride-based-on-the-movie-that-sucked, Pirates of the Caribbean* (don't ask me why), Thunder Mountain* (they could see it in the distance, they assumed that's where the line went), or, most commonly (I mean litterally every 5 minutes at least), the Tower of Terror*

More if I think of them.

Oh, and the best of all: Cinderella's Castle

Here's the story for that one: a pair of guests come up to me, asking how to exit the park. I tell them how to get to mainstreet then exit. After giving them the description, they ask me "but aren't we on mainstreet?"
After shaking off the shock, I explain to them no, this is liberty square. This begins an argument. I'm not kidding, they're arguing with a cast member about where they are, explaining how it looks like main street and such.
Finally, I've just about convinced them that this is Liberty Square, and main street is across the bridge, when one frustratedly yells "but that's the castle!"

I'm not sure how long I stared at them, but I sent them over towards the real castle. They shrugged their shoulders and walked away grumbling, somehow still not believing me.

Someone would call it the castle at least once a day, but that was the best time of it ever.

I've tried to drink EPCOT several times now, but have yet to make it all the way around - it's not the drinking that gets me (I was one of those frat boys Kwahati mentioned :D: ), I just keep running out of money four or five countries in! On a similar note, one of my favorite ways to spend an afternoon at EPCOT is grabbing a few drinks at the Rose and Crown and hanging out listening to Off Kilter (are they still there?) or the Beatles cover band (whose name I can never freaking remember! )

I have a few actually.

University of Energy
Test Car
Golf Ball
Mission to Space
Space earth
Space Magic *points to her own name* That's where I got it from
The house of Inventions
Where's number 3? XD!
Honey I shrunk the kids....

and drum rolls....the best one ever

"Where is SOARASS?!!" TAN TAN TAN.....I almost choked when she asked me that and she was serious!