Guidelines for Guests...

Disneyland Resort Cast Members post your stupid guest tricks here. This forum is not for general Disneyland discussion. Please use the Break Room, for non stupid guest trick topics.
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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by ucfsweetie82 » Sat May 13, 2006 5:54 pm

62. Cast members have other questions besides How are you? Stop talking and listen for the ten seconds it takes for me to ask you how many are in your party.



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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by PirateJohn » Sun May 14, 2006 12:29 am

ucfsweetie82 wrote:62. Cast members have other questions besides How are you? Stop talking and listen for the ten seconds it takes for me to ask you how many are in your party.
62a. When asked how many are in your party, respond by telling how many people are in your party. Telling the CM you have 46 when you really have 3 isn't funny. It just isn't.



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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Sun May 14, 2006 2:34 am

62b. Be specific about how many is in your group. Do not respond by saying "All of us!" That is not specific enough. We can count, we want to make sure you can. We do not, REPEAT: DO NOT, know how many is your definition of "All of us!" Give us the exact number! Not how many is coming from somewhere else. Your group should be present and accounted for before we group.


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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by KatzOhki » Sun May 14, 2006 3:09 am

63. DO NOT use a stroller (or wheelchair) as a battering ram to push through a crowd!

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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by tskbf2005 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:44 am

64. Don't ask to be back doored if the ride goes down, we can't do it



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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by ucfsweetie82 » Mon May 15, 2006 11:22 pm

64a. Don't ask to follow the wheelchair in front of you. Be thankful you can walk and wait patiently in line like everyone else.



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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by ThunderCat » Mon May 15, 2006 11:28 pm

I'm coming late to this party, but...
PirateJohn wrote:13) Saving spots for a couple of people using the potty is fine. Saving spots for five people riding Big Thunder Mountain is not.
I respectfully suggest the following:

13) THOU SHALT KEEP THY GROUP TOGETHER. Do not split your party up before entering a queue.

13A) THOU SHALT USE THE RESTROOMS BEFORE ENTERING THE QUEUE.

13B) If your party does split up, one group should wait at the ENTRANCE to the queue for the other group to join up.



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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by SoarWhoreCoCo » Tue May 16, 2006 6:30 pm

ThunderCat wrote:13B) If your party does split up, one group should wait at the ENTRANCE to the queue for the other group to join up.

AMEN TO THAT!


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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by IRSmart1 » Wed May 17, 2006 12:09 pm

65. If you complain that you have to walk "too far" simply because you don't want to, then don't come. Don't whine to me because you're too lazy.


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Re: Guidelines for Guests...

Post by KatzOhki » Wed May 17, 2006 4:05 pm

65.) a.)
Wear appropriate shoes to the park if your feet get tired.
Otherwise don't complain that your feet hurt when you wear sandles or worse, high heels!

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