5th Dimension wrote:The best ones are when they say they have dinner reservations or plane flights, and they want to go in hours early.
I have had that one play out so many times in my mind. My question and the first response is from a real conversation Everything above the line is real, everything below is what I have so many times wanted to do.
Me: And what time is your flight?
Them: About 4:15.
Me (looking at my watch): Well, since it's 3:15 now, you might as well wait for your time to come. I don't see how you're going to make your flight.
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Them: What do you mean?
Me: Well, we're in Frontierland. That means it'll take you at least 20 minuntes to get out of here, Another 10 to 15 minutes on the Monorail or Ferry, 10 to 12 minutes to get to your car, 10 minutes to figure out your way to I-4, 25 minutes to the Airport... Which Airline are you flying?
Them: JetBlue
Me: Okay, so since you took 528, 4 minutes to get around the airport to the B terminal, 10 minutes to turn in your car, 5 minutes to walk to the ticket kiosk... Are you checking any bags?
Them: Two bags
Me: Okay, so 20 minutes to check in for your flight, 20 minutes to get through Security, 3 minutes to get dressed after the TSA does what they should have bought you dinner before doing to you, 7 minutes to get to your gate. Unless they're going to hold the plane for you for an extra 75 minutes...
The truly sad part is the fact that I've calculated this out.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?