Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:Hehehe! Reminds me of some of my nieces and nephews who found mom's stuff and proceeded to stick the adhesive side to their feet so they could "ice skate" on the floors! :p:

Oh...my...God!!!! ROTFL Oh, geez.....thank goodness I hadn't had a swig of soda when I read this!!

(thanks for sharing, DisneyMom)

DisneyMom wrote:Hehehe! Reminds me of some of my nieces and nephews who found mom's stuff and proceeded to stick the adhesive side to their feet so they could "ice skate" on the floors! :p:

I forget where we were (this was during our WDW trip) but we'd just eaten and I'd been after the kids to use their napkins to wipe their hands, faces, etc. We go into the restroom and the DDs finish before I do. As we're finishing up and I'm drying my hands with a paper towel, my youngest DD (6) tells me we need a quarter so we can get some napkins "to go". And of course, she's standing in front of the dispenser.

The entire bathroom erupted into laughter, much to the confusion of my poor DD. :p:

darph nader wrote:I know what you mean ktulu. That's one I didn't miss when I was 'bachin' it.

Words of wisdom: "Now, every month, a woman has this time when she gets very angry. At everything. And usually men are the everything. It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta let it burn. Grab a beer and let it burn."

On America's Funniest Home Videos, one of the prize winners was of these two little boys who were caught by their videocamera-toting mom, putting her pantyliners on the window. She asked them what they were doing, and they said they were putting "airplane stickers" on the window! :D:

ktulu wrote:Words of wisdom: "Now, every month, a woman has this time when she gets very angry. At everything. And usually men are the everything. It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta let it burn. Grab a beer and let it burn."

OMG Seriously?????

MAPO

ktulu wrote:Words of wisdom: "Now, every month, a woman has this time when she gets very angry. At everything. And usually men are the everything. It's like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta let it burn. Grab a beer and let it burn."

Hubby says he's going to make me stay outside in "the hut"
It's ok, I would rather be there than going to work,etc. ;)