Stupid Guest Tricks

Today I was waiting with my dad for the Time Warner cable dude to come.

We had signed up for a 3 system package. Fast internet, phone and cable HD TV.

This guy was dumber than a SG! I played 21 questions while he was hooking up everything.

He claimed when trying to get the modem up for the computer that there was no phone signal coming in. SG cable dude said he would call the office and see why the lines were down. He kept on saying every 15 minutes, he tried and the signal and line were not working in our area. After getting a signal the SG cable dude said that the package did not include the internet, etc.

My dad was not a happy camper and said to the cable dude that he was full of it and we pulled out my cable bill. It showed the package that we ordered and it included the internet with the package and it was Earthlink! Earthlink is part of the package for the internet. So, to make the story shorter, Time Warner Cable has SG employees.

ktulu wrote:Just wait until the day you see the combo of Darph and Ktulu staggering down Main Street

Will call FMLA or ER for this fateful day. :D:

Main Streeter wrote:Will call FMLA or ER for this fateful day. :D:

Better call ahead...it takes a while for FMLA to respond.

Goofyernmost wrote:Better call ahead...it takes a while for FMLA to respond.

Once FMLA is in place a CM simply calls in & uses it. Think I'm not understanding your post Goofy.

hrcollectibles wrote:What the F is the Internet?

It's the 2nd network of interconnecting tubes and such that allows uploading and downloading of bits. It is much more popular to talk about unlike the first version which is still being used today, Indoor plumbing. :D:

figment1986 wrote:It's the 2nd network of interconnecting tubes and such that allows uploading and downloading of bits. It is much more popular to talk about unlike the first version which is still being used today, Indoor plumbing. :D:

Well hell. that explains everything.

Main Streeter wrote:Once FMLA is in place a CM simply calls in & uses it. Think I'm not understanding your post Goofy.

That would be because I screwed up my translation of FMLA to mean a federal program that helps people instead of the family leave thing. So my best advice to all is to just ignore the old guy behind the curtain.

figment1986 wrote:It's the 2nd network of interconnecting tubes and such that allows uploading and downloading of bits. It is much more popular to talk about unlike the first version which is still being used today, Indoor plumbing. :D:

Yes, but with that first version, "virus" has a very different meaning, and you really have to make sure you're using the proper port.

Goofyernmost wrote:my best advice to all is to just ignore the old guy behind the curtain.

No. Never! :)

darph nader wrote:Well hell. that explains everything.

Blue Man Group reference :D: