Stupid Guest Tricks

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump, dump, dump!
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What's green and sits on a toilet?

A Girl Scout doing her dooty.


What did they call them when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?

How many glass bottles does it take to make a car window?