Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:If you like non-smoking areas you might try Mesa Az. The only places you can smoke are 'in' your own house or in your backyard.

Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)

Main Streeter wrote:Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)

Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon. That's why they got such a strict anti-smoking law passed.
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that)

darph nader wrote:Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon. That's why they got such a strict anti-smoking law passed.
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that)

They don't drink caffeine, so that tea better be decaf! That means more beers (or rum!) for us anyway.

ktulu wrote:They don't drink caffeine, so that tea better be decaf! That means more beers (or rum!) for us anyway.

I know. A guy I worked with years ago was a "Reformed" Mormon,drank Coke all day,and would join us after work for a cold one. ;)

darph nader wrote:I know. A guy I worked with years ago was a "Reformed" Mormon,drank Coke all day,and would join us after work for a cold one. ;)

Reformed Mormons of the world unite and party! By the fact that I live in Utah many people may assume that I am Mormon, but I am a reformed Mormon.

Why do you take two Mormons fishing? If you only take one he will drink all of your beer!


Also, something interesting Joseph Smith said about Mormons going to Hell if they are wrong, they are going to take over Hell and turn it into Heaven.

I remember once asking some guests I had in the shop where they were from and they said Utah but quickly added that they were not Mormon. I found that funny at the time.

Main Streeter wrote:Another reason I just Love Mesa! Mesa also has one of the finest HVAC schools in the U.S. Mesa is also a Party town! ;)

Why would you know this?

ktulu wrote:Why would you know this?

My vast knowledge loops you sometimes doesn't it Ktulu? :D:

darph nader wrote:Party town???? I heard they were mostly Mormon.
How do Mormons party anyway?
"Hey baby, hand me an icetea and show me some ankle". :D:
(I know,I'm going to hell for that)

Yes, Mesa is a party town! Climb out of your "cell" once in awhile & read up on Az. Jeez, you live there. Mormons party like Catholics. I saw no diffs. They sure gave out the wine. :winetost: What's wrong with Long Island Ice Tea & a little ankle? One can always be creative & move up. ;) ;) No worries abt going to hell for this post darph. Am sure your way is already paved. :p:

Main Streeter wrote:My vast knowledge loops you sometimes doesn't it Ktulu? :D:

Just once, then it pulls back into the station :D: