An Open Letter To The Consumers Of America

[CujoSR]

Sadly, they are only Min Pins.

[mechurchlady]

Sadly, they are only Min Pins.

Those are the best as they can sneak around easier. They take out the ankles of prey and when the prey is on its knees then they go for the groin, if so trained, and the wrist. Then after hundreds of tiny bites they go for the jugular in a slow and painful death. In court you can say you would never think your sweet min pins could kill someone, look at those cute snarling faces. ;)

[Cheshire Figment]

Okay, here's what I hate:
Getting great coupons in the mail or in the paper for great bargains on stuff, then you take them to the store (MACY'S) and there are so many restrictions on the coupons you can't use them for anything you actually want. Happened to me last week and that's why I'm so down on retail stores right now.

When I get a coupon with an inch or so of microscopic type at the bottom I get out the magnifying glass and see what the restrictions are. If it covers all of the items I am interested in I throw away the coupon and don't even try to use it.

[Ms. Matterhorn]

Macy's is the most guilty of microscopic type with 600 brands and "specials" and Not Specials that you can't use the coupon on. I have four coupons for Macy's right now and I'm going to go in and ask "What do you have in the store that I can use this coupon on?" Yes, i'm going to be an obnoxious customer. But I will be a polite obnoxious customer. :p: