Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:I think she will have an insightful and wonderful monorail experience as I am sure some persons at SGT surely will guarantee..
*Burns above disclaimer*
Who needs stinking disclaimers.

I agree. Let's do away with disclaimers entirely.*

*The above-listed statement does not necessarily represent the views of the management, members, or guests of StupidGuestTricks.com, and may not even be the views of its author. Said author is an attorney and uses disclaimers all the time, often in everyday conversations, muttering under his breath so no one notices, kind of like a spoken version of small print. "No, honey, that doesn't make you look fat. [See disclaimer]" It's pathetic, really, even for a lawyer. His disclaimers also tend to ramble and go off-topic, like this one time he was in court, and there was this guy there to be a potential juror, and he knew the guy, so they start talking during the trial and... sorry, wait, that has nothing to do with disclaimers. See what I mean? Anyway, always read the fine print. Sincerely, Richard M. Nixon

BRWombat wrote:I agree. Let's do away with disclaimers entirely.*

*The above-listed statement does not necessarily represent the views of the management, members, or guests of StupidGuestTricks.com, and may not even be the views of its author. Said author is an attorney and uses disclaimers all the time, often in everyday conversations, muttering under his breath so no one notices, kind of like a spoken version of small print. "No, honey, that doesn't make you look fat. [See disclaimer]" It's pathetic, really, even for a lawyer. His disclaimers also tend to ramble and go off-topic, like this one time he was in court, and there was this guy there to be a potential juror, and he knew the guy, so they start talking during the trial and... sorry, wait, that has nothing to do with disclaimers. See what I mean? Anyway, always read the fine print. Sincerely, Richard M. Nixon

Hummm, Maybe we hired the wrong attorney, Ours needs more disclaimers!

BRWombat wrote:I agree. Let's do away with disclaimers entirely.*

Anyway, always read the fine print. Sincerely, Richard M. Nixon

LOVE This!! :D: You out did yourself BRW.

hhsrat wrote:...This post may contain nuts, or be written by someone who is nuts. ...

Beautiful! :hysteria:

:xwin:
It's almost time.. Who will I see when I get to the Monorail?
Will it be :elvis: :jack: :woody: ??

Have a good time. I heard the Christmas decorations are very pretty.

hhsrat wrote:Caution: The moving rubber line is moving at the same speed as you. Accounts and descriptions of this post may not be used, except with the written consent of the Commissioner of Baseball. Discontinue if rash appears. Prohibited where void, and void where prohibited. Offer not valid in Nebraska. Member FDIC. This post may contain nuts, or be written by someone who is nuts. Some restrictions apply. Attractions and entertainment offerings are subject to change without notice. No rainchecks. Objects in mirror may in fact be closer than they appear. I'm hhsrat, and I approved this disclaimer.

I hereby comment without permission on this post and hereby think the post ahs too many nuts and not enough jelly beans. Also being a disclamer I find it offensive and shoudl be remove and restitution of 5 gallons of DLR fresh made popcorn be given to everyone in SGT.

hugs
teasing
Laurie

Sorry i have yet to post for you tattoo'd friend of pooh....

I started my Monorail Pilot training and have been focused on that.....

pm with details and we will work out a schedual...


The Doctor

Doctor McKey wrote:Sorry i have yet to post for you tattoo'd friend of pooh....

I started my Monorail Pilot training and have been focused on that.....

pm with details and we will work out a schedual...


The Doctor

Just sent you a message..
Deb