Stupid Guest Tricks

Kwahati wrote:I think that's what happens if you take that new weight loss pill that can cause anal leakage!

Holey Shit!!!!!!!! :hysteria:

susislicker wrote:Holey Shit!!!!!!!! :hysteria:

EXACTLY!!!!

screnwriter wrote:I worked with a lovely Vietnamese girl named "Bich", which is pronounced 'beak'. Of course I could imagine some midwesterner visiting the park and saying in a loud voice, "Say bitch, can you give me some help here please?"

Vietnamese names don't transfer well to English, do they? I went to elementray school with a recent immigrant named Dung Phuc. Fifth grade was pretty horrible for him.

DevilDuckie wrote:Vietnamese names don't transfer well to English, do they? I went to elementray school with a recent immigrant named Dung Phuc. Fifth grade was pretty horrible for him.

I worked at a company where one of the manufacturing supervisors was named Long Dong. He got paged a lot.

We were searching our college's directory for "Hung" and found "Hung Phouc Luong."

Someone once sent Jay Leno a to-go menu from the "Hung Far Lo" restaurant.

On another note, some names that otherwise sound innocent just aren't meant for those automated school/company email address generators that run the first initial with the last name (e.g., [email protected]). Among those I heard at my school: gayass@myschool.edu, erector@myschool.edu, stuck@myschool.edu

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:EXACTLY!!!!

leakage and aroma.

drcorey wrote:leakage and aroma.

Not fun if you are on public transportation!!!

drcorey wrote:leakage and aroma.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Not fun if you are on public transportation!!!

FWIW, not actually fun anywhere.

BRWombat wrote:FWIW, not actually fun anywhere.

Good point.

SRT_GB wrote:Among those I heard at my school: gayass@myschool.edu, erector@myschool.edu, stuck@myschool.edu

That person with the last name "Rector" would have a problem with many letters. No matter what the first letter in their e-mail address, Rector is just going to mess it up.

And with you being in the Seattle area, wouldn't a lot of people love to have that first one?