Best Stupid Guest Ever

[mechurchlady]

I am a west coast person so I was thinking DL Space Mountain.

S & M would be another park Sid and Marty Croft had a park years ago.
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1976 and hit died after 5 months and only 300,000 guests.

It's a Cheerleader Full World is where we send the parents whose kids do the Cooty Dance on the seats in restaurants. "Come ride It's a Cheerleader Full World where there are cute adorable brats just like yours to watch. They will entertain you with cheering joyful noise almost as good as those eminating from your squacking brat"

Legal note: change wording so it is adorable, gifted, talented children

I want that sim but cannot afford it and computer is getting full of sims and stuff.

[ktulu]

Roller Coaster Tycoon rules. I like to pick up the guests who are not happy and drop them in the water. When they drown, your overall park happiness rating goes up :)

[Big Wallaby]

Next, we have the "Deer In Headlights" attraction, where you are the deer. Further explanation unnecessary, except that it always involves a 2700-Series bus with a good fuel filter so it can get up to speed. This attraction has also been called "The Under the Bus Experience".

You then have the lost bus driver detraction, where you board a 2700-series bus with a bad fuel filter so your top speed is 32 miles per hour. Then, you are taken to Kissimmee, then Tampa, back to Daytona, on to Gainesville and back to Miami. The experience culminates in a chilling encounter with the mythical creatures that prowl the caverns of Miami: the gangs.

Then, there's the Endless Monorail Voiceover Guy detraction, where you are stuck in a room with a recording of the Monorail Voiceover Guy (I call him Disembodied Dave) for the better part of a day. He doesn't have all that much to say, but he is spieling constantly, so the recording repeats a lot. Oh, and it's just a black room. There is a projector and screen in the room, but they don't work.

On the Small Cheerleader World, right before you get to the end, the ride stops and then backs through the entire thing, then goes forward once again. Sorta like Expedition Everest, but instead of a high-speed roller coaster, it's a low-speed boat ride, and the track doesn't switch.

Of course, there's Fallin'. What more do I need to say? No parachutes allowed.

It's all waiting for you today at Sadney World! We'll be there soon!

[Syndrome]

Of course, there's Fallin'. What more do I need to say? No parachutes allowed.

ROFL!!!!!!

[Cranbiz]

You then have the lost bus driver detraction, where you board a 2700-series bus with a bad fuel filter so your top speed is 32 miles per hour. Then, you are taken to Kissimmee, then Tampa, back to Daytona, on to Gainesville and back to Miami. The experience culminates in a chilling encounter with the mythical creatures that prowl the caverns of Miami: the gangs.

Now I always thought that those mythical creatures on a 27XX bus were these.

[Big Wallaby]

Now I always thought that those mythical creatures on a 27XX bus were these.

Naw, those are the cabin attendants. They serve extra-small cups of Coke.

[felinefan]

How about Ultimate Railroad Encounter? You start by being the conductor or bandit on an antique train, getting tripped by bratty teenagers who then blame others, even when you saw them trip you; as a bandit, you have to put up with guests grabbing your butt, punching you because they think you're actually robbing the train and they decide to play hero (and don't speak English). Also you have to put up with guests who unlock the turnstile and try to jump on the train just as it's leaving, and other stupid, dangerous things. When crossing out the gates you must keep people from jumping over the gates or playing with them/opening them while the train is passing through the crossing. Or even try loading and unloading a wheelchair containing a morbidly obese person/mentally handicapped person with tons of stuff hanging off the handlebars/person with seizures who manages to have one right before the train leaves, necessating a call to First Aid for the EMTs. Don't forget the jerks who think it's okay to walk around on the train while it is in motion or jump off the train after it returns to the depot. Of course, if the real R.O.s want to have fun, they can just tie the SGs to the train tracks and let them get run down by an 1880s vintage train. After all, if they flatten coins on the track for souvineirs, why not get run over by the train and get the ultimate souvineir? :twisted:

[Main Streeter]

loading and unloading a wheelchair containing a morbidly obese person/mentally handicapped person with tons of stuff hanging off the handlebars/person with seizures who manages to have one right before the train leaves, necessating a call to First Aid for the EMTs.

feline, this is not a flame post - just an opinion I needed to express. I've never had to load nor unload a WC guest. I applaud all who do!! My best CM days On Stage are when I'm privileged to interact with challenged guests. :) A smile works wonders, then a shoulder touch, & maybe a hug. I use Sign Lang & try to grasp interactive speech boards if the guest has one. Decorated WCs are often inventive, fun to see, & needed. No guest ever "manages" to have seizures! Seizures a very unplanned. They cause grief & embarrassment to those involved, though they should not. All Mods feel free to PM me a reprimand or ban me for this post.

[Cranbiz]

MS

I did not take your post as a flame (of course, it was not directed in my direction)

I agree with you, the highlight of my days are interaction with my guests especially the kids and the "challenged guests". You are soo right that a little common courtsey just makes their day.

Other drivers may not like dealing with the w/c's and scooters but I do. It's a great opportunity to better both your and their day. The only one's that I have trouble with are the ones that knowingly act like they are special and above the rules (using the "handicap" for self entitlement)

99.999% of the truly handicapped guests are not demanding and are very cooperative, understand that they need the help and usually appologise (unnecessary) for taking extra time, the mentally challenged guests may not understand what they are doing but do understand the friendly smile and gestures.

Now, I don't think that feline meant what was posted to be a slam to CM's or to our disabled guests, but to SG's who really don't understand what we do for the "disabled" and want to know why THEY have to wait while we attend to one of our disabled guests needs.

[joanna71985]

I heard a story of Matt Quimet, when he was helping out by working in City Hall and one time, he was listening to this one guest bitch and complain and all Matt could do was just listen. The guest was all ticked off and he wanted to see a person high up. The guest didn't know who Matt was, so Matt just replied, "Well the person high above me is Michael Esiner". The guest was confused so Matt pulled out the business card and introduced himself as the President of the Disneyland Resort. The guest was so embarrassed that he shut up!! LOL. That was the best!!!

HA!! That is great! Open mouth, insert foot.